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[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, 2o.
iit'2 been a couple of week2, and now the communiity'2 pii22iing me off agaiin by 2tiickiing iit'2 cartiilagiinou2 nub iin my bu2iine22.
ii really need two u2e my head2et, 2o maybe a po2t wiill work.

2o, nookwiipe2, what'2 up?

been a couple of viiru2e2 that ii mii22ed, huh?
2plendiid.
ii've been 2pendiing tiime hangiing out wiith ff, and kiickiing the nook of a certaiin de2perate fii2h-faced lo2er.
iit'2 probably the happiie2t ii've been iin my liife.
undoubtedly thiing2 are about two take a downturn.

fuck, ii probably need a better que2tiion, huh?
how about thii2.

what kiind2 of game2 do you guy2 liike?

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[thekidsare0kay]

oh cool!
harpkiind, that'2 an unu2ual one.
how doe2 iit work?

[harpbeat]

Depends who you're talking to. My other half uses it for magic. I beat people over the head with it.

[thekidsare0kay]

other half?
beatiing over the head ii2 what ii expected, but iit al2o 2ounded liike the kiind of 2peciibu2 that miight iinvolve magiic.
gue22 ii wa2 riight on both count2.

[harpbeat]

You met her first, right? The other Eater. We're split personalities of each other.

[thekidsare0kay]

oh, 2hiit.
yeah, ii thought you were actiing diifferent.
you're of two miind2, liike, liiterally?

[harpbeat]

Literally.

Pleased to meetcha. I'm Eater. If you need a way to tell us apart, I'm the one that comes out at night, or the male one, whichever's quicker to remember.

[thekidsare0kay]

good two meet you, yeah.
fuck.
you have a female body and you thiink of your2elf a2 male.
ii2 that the weiirde2t thiing ever, or what?

[harpbeat]

Eh. I can think of weirder things. What if I was in a troll body and thought of myself as a horse?

[thekidsare0kay]

then you're be a lo2er.

[harpbeat]

So I'm less of a loser than that.