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[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, 2o.
iit'2 been a couple of week2, and now the communiity'2 pii22iing me off agaiin by 2tiickiing iit'2 cartiilagiinou2 nub iin my bu2iine22.
ii really need two u2e my head2et, 2o maybe a po2t wiill work.

2o, nookwiipe2, what'2 up?

been a couple of viiru2e2 that ii mii22ed, huh?
2plendiid.
ii've been 2pendiing tiime hangiing out wiith ff, and kiickiing the nook of a certaiin de2perate fii2h-faced lo2er.
iit'2 probably the happiie2t ii've been iin my liife.
undoubtedly thiing2 are about two take a downturn.

fuck, ii probably need a better que2tiion, huh?
how about thii2.

what kiind2 of game2 do you guy2 liike?

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[whysomean]

Or your eyes'll roll right out of your head.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, you've got two be careful of tho2e rolliing 2iight orb2!

[whysomean]

Way too easy to get carried away.

[thekidsare0kay]

ii know thii2 better than anyone.

2o you never really 2aiid what a vampiire ii2 liike.

[whysomean]

Well, there's the floating, the creeping, the burning in the sun, and the turning into bats stuff.

[thekidsare0kay]

dude, anyone can float, creep, and burn iin the 2un.

but turniing iintwo bat2?
awe2ome!
ii want two 2ee that.

[voice -> video]

[whysomean]

You got it. Just a sec.

[Boop. Webcam turn on. And now, instead of a floaty Vampire Queen with black hair, we have a weird looking bat. She doesn't so much poof as shrink down and shape change.]

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Oh cool. He flicks on his own video as well, so Marceline can see his grey skin and four horns. He's got a terrible lisp, as well, probably because his mouth is totally overcrowded with teeth]

Nifty!

[video]

[whysomean]

[She sizes back up again after some flippy things. It soon becomes apparant that by 'floating' she didn't mean 'on water' so much as 'everywhere'. Because that chair beneath her isn't getting used.]

Hey, thanks.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[He's using his chair, but that's all right. If he wanted to float, he could]

I guethh you can't teach that trick, huh?

[video]

[whysomean]

Nah. Top secret vampire stuff.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh well. [He grins] I can't ekthpect you to divulge thothe thecret vampire thingth.