[Video] Backdated to yesterday for the snow virus.

[material_guy]

The hell is this? [Greed crouches in the snow, prodding at a limbless snowman with no particularly defining features beyond a pair of glasses and a perpetually frumpy expression. It gets knocked over and rolls about until it can eventually get up, looking somehow even more annoyed. With a single finger poke, Greed knocks it back down again.] Oi. There's been armor without a throat that could talk. Can't you at least complain a little when I mess with you? These viruses ain't what they used to be, if this's the best threat they can manage...

[Another snowman,one whose distinguishing feature is some paper clips is behind him, on top of a dumpster. While limbless itself, it jumps up and down a few times until an icicle falls down off of the edge.]

Or maybe it's my fault? Should I've made something bigger if I wanted this to get more exciting...?

[As the ice falls off of the ledge, another snow-mini comes along and takes the fallen icicle with the unsightly hole in the middle of her face, sharp end out, approaching the distracted Greed from behind with horror-flick obvious levels of murderous intent.

Forget red, yellow is the new color of wrath.]

Comments

[dekillerqueen]

...

[This seems terribly familiar.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

Yeah, I don't eat enough fiber to whip one of you out.

[Video]

[dekillerqueen]

Very funny.

[Video]

[material_guy]

The white stripe's your charm point, isn't it? But if you're already all white... you need brown.

[aquaticrush]

[Video]

[material_guy]

You were cheering for them, weren't you?

[Video]

[aquaticrush]

N-no, I don't hate you, Greed-san! Really! I... you just scare me.

[glimmerous_fop]

[He's just going to giggle.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

Yuck it up. You were gonna be made blonde, if it worked.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

[It's the meds, everything is funnier.]

I'm already blonde...but what works...what sort of project is that?

[tenminutes]

I hope it takes you out just for that last one.

[ GROSSSSSS. ]

[material_guy]

You're heard of bottle blondes, haven'tcha?

[tenminutes]

You mean people who dye their hair blonde right?

video;

[denies]

[ .. is this seriously happening, she can't even. ]

I think we're reaching new levels of ridiculousness on here.

[video]

[material_guy]

I didn't wanna put the time into 'em to make bigger ones.

[entreats]

Or you could just ignore them altogether and find some better entertainment.

[makewayforroze]

I think I know who two of them are... I'm not sure about the third...

[material_guy]

Who knows... I guess maybe I was goin' for a dream girl? Blonde... bountiful....

[makewayforroze]

Why is it...[She leans forward and then back, her nose pinched up.]

Is that...?

[mightletyouknowme]

Is that...EW! You're disgusting!

[material_guy]

Jealous?

[mightletyouknowme]

Why would I ever be jealous of something so gross?!

T_T Sorry, last one of me. Promise. Also, action

[didiscareyouyet]

Dark Arrow!

[And the one behind him falls, though Greed will be covered in the resulting snow flake.

Sadly, what's not shown are the other misshapen snow men that someone else had built.]

I wouldn't have made so many if I knew it was going to do this!

[Action] Awww, only three of you?

[material_guy]

[He crouches there, looking at his snow covered self, not quite knowing why the arrow was fired until he turns around to see the remains of a snow-figure and shards of ice.

It's a small set of remains. Looking around he points to the one in front of him, to the one on the trash can, clearly counting: one, two... Which means the one third one which was behind him the one that had the...]

Ahhhh, izzis what they call karma?

[Action] The fourth is trying to stay alive on a boat full of killer snow fairies.

[didiscareyouyet]

No, it was a snow woman.