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[brigading]

Okay.

Which one of you idiots is the hacker or cracker that's trying to infiltrate my SOS Brigade and ruin it? I can't even get to the homepage now!

And you better fess up, because I know you're out there. I won't allow my SOS Brigade to get disbanded because some stupid person on the internet destroyed the most important thing: the website, website!

I won't accept any 'I don't know what you're talking about' or 'I'm innocent'!

Got it?

(OOC: Anyone who wants to say that they're the hacker/cracker is free to do so! Especially since I think it would be hilarious. ^^;)

Comments

[lightning_strike]

SOS Brigade? Is that a military unit like the Patton Girls?

TEXT.

[brigading]

No, it's not. And what the hell is the 'Patton Girls', anyway?

Re: TEXT.

[lightning_strike]

Ah I see.

A group of Tank Witches under the command of General Patton of the Liberion Army.

TEXT.

[brigading]

... What?

I have no idea what you're talking about. These 'Tank Witches' and 'General Patton of the Liberion Army'.

Re: TEXT.

[lightning_strike]

Ah, so another person not from my world.

I'm guessing you from the modern day? 2013 or so?

TEXT.

[brigading]

... Wait.

What do you mean, 'another person not from my world'?

Re: TEXT.

[lightning_strike]

This is a special community, that connects to different worlds, peoples and timelines. I personally am in Europe, 1943, and we're fighting a war against aliens called neuroi.

As for your, homepage was it?, it will be restored once you talk to a few people and get to know them. Then it will let you go back to whatever you were doing.

TEXT.

[brigading]

That sounds like a huge lie.

Re: TEXT.

[lightning_strike]

I speak the absolute truth.

TEXT.

[brigading]

If you're telling me the truth, then how about you prove it?

Re: TEXT.

[lightning_strike]

Sure. [She could probably hijack that Smile Precure team worldhop. People could use it now, right?]

Are there bookshelves where you are?

TEXT.

[brigading]

There are. Why?

Re: TEXT.

[lightning_strike]

I'm about to prove it to you.

[There's nothing on Perrine's end for a moment, but seconds afterwards, the bookshelves near Haruhi would begin to light up in the color of pink. Individual books at first but then it expands into a shimmering doorway of light.

And from it, a yelping Perrine would fall through it, crashing into a chair and sprawling over, butt in the air.] Ow! Those girls never told me it was this rough of a trip!

ACTION, I GUESS?

[brigading]

Huh, that's-

( But she then hears the noise of the bookshelf in her room nearby and jolts back in surprise.

What the heck. )

What are you doing in my room?!

ACTION!

[lightning_strike]

Uuugh... [Holding her head, she sat up as the glowing doorway shut behind her.] Proving it to you. I was the one who told you about my world. Lt. Perrine H Cloistermann, Strike Witches.

ACTION

[brigading]

And you came out of my... bookshelf.

( She sounds kind of deadpan, scowling for a moment or two before giving a huge grin. )

I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, brigade chief of the all-famous SOS Brigade!

Re: ACTION

[lightning_strike]

Pretty much.

[Heh. This girl could certainly moodswing. Perrine smiles a little, dusting herself off. It should be noted she's not wearing a skirt or anything with that military jacket.]

All famous in your time I suppose? What year is it for you?

[brigading]

It's 20-

( And she stops there before asking the more important question. )

But that's not important! What's most important is this! How'd you even do that?

[lightning_strike]

It's called a worldhop, accessible with the right combination of book motions from any bookcase. People can do it under the right circumstances.

[brigading]

A worldhop, huh... maybe I should get one of those!

[lightning_strike]

There's a semi-public one I'm using, which is the bookshelf. Otherwise you'll need a device or some kind of innate power to do it. You'll have to ask Yayoi Kise for permission, but as long as you let her know when you use it, it's fine.

[brigading]

... Hm. I see.

( And then Haruhi somehow managed to get her own worldhop. )

[lightning_strike]

It can only be used with bookshelves mind you.

[brigading]

Only bookshelves? That kind of sucks.

[lightning_strike]

It does rather limit where you can and can't go, but I suppose there's a reason for that.