Merry Go Round Broke--ohcrapitsavampiregetinthecar - Video

[mahou_shounen]

Guys?

Guys I need help.

Quick: how do I deal with a final-boss level vampire with massive amounts of ice magic and the disposition to drain me dry?

I think I'm in trouble.

Comments

[fearleads]

Wait a second, I think I have just what you need... there!

*She pulls out what looks like a homemade, and very pink, leaflet with the words "Vampires Advocating Meatless Protein" on the front accompanied by a picture of an assortment of vegan meat substitutes.*

My friend made these and passed them around at school! You could give one to them and see what they say.

[mahou_shounen]

... what? Would that actually work with Evangeline?

She's already attacked like several students already.

[fearleads]

My friend made it. She's been a vegan for a couple hundred years now, I think, but she's trying to convert other vampires and results have been... uh, mixed.

[mahou_shounen]

Huh... that's something. But uh, the reason why she wants to drain me dry is because it'll apparently 'break a curse' that was put on her by my dad, and he forgot to lift it completely.

Something to do about blood for blood.

[fearleads]

A curse, huh? Maybe I should ask Cleo instead...

[mahou_shounen]

Yeah, it's called the Infernius Scholasticus. It was designed to be used on truant students to keep them attending class until they learned their lesson. My dad just put so much power into it, it hasn't worn off for uh... fifteen years I think? Or was it ten?

[fearleads]

Fifteen years of class?

[mahou_shounen]

Yeah. Repeating the same grade no less. She skips a lot, but she's doomed to repeat it until she breaks it.

Which kind of means sucking my blood and hoping the magic power in that'll break the curse.

[Sigh.]

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I'll give you a super-handy tip. Don't die!

[fearleads]

Well, I do have a couple of friends who are pretty old and still in the same grade I'm in...

[mahou_shounen]

Really? How doe that work?

[mahou_shounen]

[Sigh] Not really what I wanted to hear to be honest.

[fearleads]

Sometimes a five-thousand-year-old mummy, a sixteen-hundred-year-old vampire, a fifteen-year-old werewolf, and a flesh golem who just got sewn together just... end up in the same class! It's no big deal.

*Her class would probably fit right in with his, actually.*

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

But it's a super-handy tip. Just become a being that won't die from having its blood sucked out.

[mahou_shounen]

... that's interesting. And actually I suppose you have a point if they're in the same class. [And they would.]

[mahou_shounen]

I dunno, it seems like it'd be absolutely insane of an idea.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I'm just giving you the sort of advice that I'd follow. I suppose you could just try to get stronger magic.

[fortheworld]

Flee or get support. If there are allies you can call on, now would be the time. Else, I suggest asking if anyone here possess a worldhop device.

[mahou_shounen]

Mmm... she is an experienced mage though...

[mahou_shounen]

Well she's one of my students. I can't exactly flee and I'm leery about bringing in people from the outside but uh... maybe? It might be a good idea.

[fortheworld]

Can the faculty not assist you? If fighting alone will fail, don't.

[mahou_shounen]

Takamichi is still out of the country. And he's the only one I know who could help reliably.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Use all the tricks you can to give you even the slightest odds of winning.

[Let's see if this one shows enough determination to win.]

[fortheworld]

...even if the others are unreliable, can you possibly fight without them? There's little choice in the matter! If there's a potential advantage take it!

[please do not force her to explain basic logistical strategy. please.]

[mahou_shounen]

... [sigh] I suppose you have a point. I just... feel really leery about involving people from the outside that have less than subtle magics or powers. Magic is supposed to be a secret in my world.