[Video/Canon move]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel can be seen in his broken down and quite frankly messy room. Speaking to himself which isn't all that unusual. Crocker is making very immature faces in the video camera before continuning on]

I shall record this for future generations so that all may learn - [Finger twindle]

[Denzel is intruppted by this mother who comes literally banging in though the door by destorying the door with battering ram.]

Denzel Crocker! Can you stop the crazy long enough to help mommy?

MOTHER STOP INTERRUPTING! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY RANTING!?

But you need to put on this dress so I can hem it for the big dance tonight.

[Ms. Crocker quickly puts the red rubber dress on her son and somehow cartoon undresses the man in the process]

I HATE MONLINGER DRESSES!... Although it does make me feel pretty. Oh well, not like anyone I know can see this.
[Or can they?]

...Who pinged?! SOMEONE OPENED MY FILE! Most people would assume this was the work of a hacker but I know some child most have wished himself into the internet with the help of his - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

(Denzel is blue and Ms. Crocker is pink)

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

Gotta say, though, you know how to work it.

[crackpotcrocker]

............... FIDDLE STICKS! This thing is still recording.

I do?
Thank you.

^{I suppose?}

[boostup4beetbuster]

Of course. If you're going to dress in drag, you better make sure you look good doing it.

[He means this in all seriousness.]

[crackpotcrocker]

Nice to know that when I think I look pretty I actually do. Yay!

[Beat] Not that I really had a choice in the manner but that's besides the point.

[boostup4beetbuster]

As long as you feel comfortable about who you are, that's what's important.

[crackpotcrocker]

........... What's that suppose to mean?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Hey, if you feel pretty, more power to you. S'all I'm saying.

[delilahs_reaper]

Your thoughts seem quite scattered.

[crackpotcrocker]

Your point?

[delilahs_reaper]

That you seem to have trouble focusing on your message.

[crackpotcrocker]

Prehaps to you but they are perfectly sensible to I, Mr. Crocker!

[delilahs_reaper]

But it may be difficult for future generations when they find your recordings.

[crackpotcrocker]

Then they're not GENIUS enough and don't have any right to understand.

[delilahs_reaper]

What a very strange legacy.

[crackpotcrocker]

Is there something wrong with 'strange'?

[lovethisworld]

Is everything alright, Denzel?

[crackpotcrocker]

Gee, I'm wearing a dress. What do you think?

[lovethisworld]

That you're wearing a dress, dear.

[crackpotcrocker]

[He face palms] Let me answer that for you, I didn't want everyone to see this but - THANK YOU! The thought is appeciated.

^{I don't know why she has to do this to me.}

[lovethisworld]

Thank you for answering my question. I wish I knew why as well. Does she not realize your feelings on this?

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Boy why you wearin' a dress on my screen? That's... that's jus' nasty. Don't nobody need to see that shit.

sorry for the late also XD

[crackpotcrocker]

LOOK! It's not like I intended anyone to see this! How do you think I feel? Humiliated!

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Uuuuuuh-huh. riiight. And here I thought you felt "pretty"

[crackpotcrocker]

In the privacy of my own house!

[rainin_blk_ppl]

yeah-huh and it didn't occur to you that that still jus' wrong as hell.

Don' get me wrong, man, if you wanna dress up as a chick that's all well an' good but you could at least shave yo legs.

[crackpotcrocker]

I DIDN'T PLAN ON THIS! SHE FORCED ME INTO THIS! Excuse me if my self esteem is so horrible that a dress makes me feel good about myself!

[Beat] Excuse me while I go into a corner and die now. [A figure of speech entirely]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Hey don't let me stop you.

[Riiiight.]

I'm jus... gonna see if I can wipe this shit from my memory.