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Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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If you're pissed now, wait until one the viruses rears its ugly head. Then you'll be very pissed.

Virus?

Think of them like curses that last only for a few days.

Great, at least this won't be boring.

That's one way of looking at it, sweetie.

Might as well have fun with it since I don't have much choice. So since we're at this stage the conversation. Name's Travis Touchdown.

And I'm Cinderella. Good to meet you Travis.

Like the fairytale?

Exactly. Only they left out a few of the realistic details.

Wait... you're the Cinderella? As in the Cinderella that lived with a horrible step-family and then got everything she ever wanted through a no-strings-attached wish?

Yes, I am the Cinderella. But trust me, there were strings attached. Like how Charming was really a cheating snake so I ended up divorcing his sorry ass.

Definitely more interesting than the original tale. So if you exist I take it that any story that has ever been made exists in some form of reality?

If there's a story for it, chances are there are several realities for it as well.

So AU's of the the story apply as well. Groovy.

Apparently they do. I ran into another version of one of my neighbors here not too long ago.

How did that turn out for you?

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