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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[not_that_lockon]

Lyle Dylandy. Pleasure.

So, you from another Earth?

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[otaku_badass]

Depends, ever hear of Santa Destroy, California?

[not_that_lockon]

California, yes, but this is my first time hearing of that charmingly-named little town.

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[otaku_badass]

It's a place I do love to call home. What year are you from?

[not_that_lockon]

2313, if you'll believe that. I think I'm one of the furthest people along timeline-wise.

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[otaku_badass]

Couple hundred years ahead. So how is the anime and video games of the future.

[not_that_lockon]

Not much of an anime fan, sorry. Video games are more or less the same as they've ever been, really. You get your virtual reality-esque systems or the ones that project images into the room like a simulator, sure, but people get so nostalgic for old-style gaming that consoles with hand-held controls still sell pretty well too.

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[otaku_badass]

Now there's a year I wouldn't mind visiting.

[not_that_lockon]

We have space travel too. Not much of it yet, but there's a few colonies dotted about in high orbit between Earth and the moon, places like that.

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[otaku_badass]

Well at at least the space programs are functioning in the future. Met any alien races?

[not_that_lockon]

Not yet, but we haven't really got much further than the asteroid belt either.

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[otaku_badass]

So your universe is not that advance like some scifi's I've read or watched. Interesting.

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[not_that_lockon]

Sci-fi also told us we'd have hoverboards and flying cars by the early 2000s, according to some history books I've read.

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[otaku_badass]

Wait you don't have those either?

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[not_that_lockon]

Everyone's money went into developing the solar power and orbital elevators instead, not to mention the mobile suits. Sorry to disappoint you.

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[otaku_badass]

You... have... mecha? Badass!

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[not_that_lockon]

'Fraid so. The dream of every old-school Transformers fan brought to life.

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[otaku_badass]

Now I have to see this! Your world just became awesome.