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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[selfished]

.. Wait, for free?! You gotta teach me the trick to that for sure! I've never found an excuse that lasted that long!

[text]

[otaku_badass]

Making deals, intimidation, and good looks certainly helps for starters.

[selfished]

And I'm supposed to believe you have good looks thanks to just text?

[text]

[otaku_badass]

You have a point. Unfortunately this phone has no camera or video. How do I remedy that?

[selfished]

Buy a better phone.

[ Totally helpful, right. ]

[text]

[otaku_badass]

Good plan! When you provide the funds for one I'll be more than happy to do so.

[selfished]

.. Ya do realise you're asking a fourteen year old kid for that now, right?

[text]

[otaku_badass]

I've seen children murder people, your point?

[selfished]

Oh, I wasn't saying it was weird. Just that you're a pretty lazy weirdo if you're gonna make kids pay for your stuff! [ She's not weirded out by what he said anyway, she's fourteen and she's fought witches and gangs and all.. ]

[text]

[otaku_badass]

I disagree, but who gives a fuck? The offer still stands.

[selfished]

Then I gotta say the answer's no way! Go find your own money, bum!

[text]

[otaku_badass]

Such is the life of a poor man.