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Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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Fair enough.

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Full enough now?

Edited 2013-03-12 17:05 (UTC)

That doesn't even look like food, at least give it some effort that isn't lame!

Well work on your trolling and begging, then I will step up the effort. Now what is really going on?

Edited 2013-03-14 02:31 (UTC)

Not like I'm gonna if getting food from other people here is easier, y'know. Just gotta test the waters, that's all I'm doing.

And if anything, I'm pretty sure someone else must've told ya about what this place is already. Way too many who would are here.

Well at this point yeah, so I guess there's nothing left than saying hello. Name's Travis Touchdown.

Kyouko Sakura. So, you already met some of the weirdos in this place?

Sure have, but hey we all fucked up in the head in some sense. So who are you anyways?

What do ya even mean, "who are you"? I'm just another person who was forced by this community thing to use it.

I see, so you're in the same boat as well. What I was asking for is your name, mine's Travis Touchdown.

I said it just now, right? It's Kyouko, Kyouko Sakura. Besides, you're gonna have a hard time if you want to remember everyone's names here.

It's been a long day.

You got that occupied by the whole ducks deal?

Yeah... fucking ducks. That and now viruses, intrusive posts, and being broke.

Heh, somehow I don't think that last one's the community's fault though!

Probably, still sucks.

Being broke's not all that bad if ya know how to deal with it.

Believe me I know. Hell I've managed to stay at a third-rate motel for free for a good number of years now.

.. Wait, for free?! You gotta teach me the trick to that for sure! I've never found an excuse that lasted that long!

Making deals, intimidation, and good looks certainly helps for starters.

And I'm supposed to believe you have good looks thanks to just text?

You have a point. Unfortunately this phone has no camera or video. How do I remedy that?

Buy a better phone.

[ Totally helpful, right. ]

Good plan! When you provide the funds for one I'll be more than happy to do so.

.. Ya do realise you're asking a fourteen year old kid for that now, right?

I've seen children murder people, your point?

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