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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[moonspell]

I wouldn't really call it magic, it's just something no one really knows much about... I mean, it could be, but there are a lot of weird things that happen...

I don't really think anyone here has a problem with you though, sir.

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[otaku_badass]

Well if that's the case have it stop pestering me.

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[moonspell]

I'm afraid that might be a little difficult. It appears to have a mind of its own, usually if you speak with people on here it'll leave you for a time.

[ And then something she hasn't had a chance to ask yet because this is the first time she's heard about it. ]

May I ask what a cell phone is?

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[otaku_badass]

You're on the Internet (I think) and you you don't know what a cell phone is? Fine, a cell phone is a device used to communicate to others over long and short distances while carry its own power source.

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[moonspell]

I'm not on the internet, I'm accessing this through a book I found. It was in a mirror the first time, but since I can't write on a mirror I found a book and it moved over to it. I use the mirror when I want to speak face-to-face with someone.

I think those sorts of things are probably from the future. It looks like there's a big difference from the time I'm from and when everyone else is.

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[otaku_badass]

I see, time and space doesn't matter to it. Sounds like a plot to a anime.

Here: [He sent a picture of a standard flip phone.]
I hope that you can see that.

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[moonspell]

A what?

[ She stares at it for a few moments, noting the numbers. At the very least, she can work out it's to call people based on that. ] It's a type of telephone, then?

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[otaku_badass]

Yeah, a cell phone to be more precise. It's similar to the model I already have.

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[moonspell]

Why is it a cell? It hardly looks like a prison.

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[otaku_badass]

Hard to explain... Just take it as the meaning of cell in my time also means "small."

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[moonspell]

The meanings of words change in such a short time, though looking at a cell I can see how that might be applicable.

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[otaku_badass]

One of the pleasures of a modern society.

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[moonspell]

Oh! [ She looks as thought she remembered something she forgotten. ] I'm Doctor Lydia Carlton, my apologies for not introducing myself yet.

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[otaku_badass]

Travis Touchdown, so what are you a doctor of?

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[moonspell]

I'm a fairy doctor.

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[otaku_badass]

Fairies?

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[moonspell]

Yes, that's what I said. My job is to act as a liaison between humans and fairies, solving problems and mediating between both sides since most humans can't see fairies under normal circumstances.

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[otaku_badass]

Now mythical creatures exist, this place is getting better and better. Definitely not a boring job I'd assume?

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[moonspell]

They're not mythical just because you can't see them. It isn't boring at all.

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[otaku_badass]

In my world they don't exist. They're consider imaginary and I've seen ghosts.

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[moonspell]

Most would say the exact same thing in my world.

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[otaku_badass]

I'll say this again: I've seen ghosts. I'm pretty sure if I can see ghosts I would have seen fairies as well.

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[moonspell]

And yet I can see fairies and no ghosts, but I still trust you that they exist.

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[otaku_badass]

Well I never doubted the fact that you can see fairies. I mean come on this community just comes out of now where and connects people from other worlds and times together, at this point nothing is out of the question. Maybe there were fairies in mine, but if they were here then they're not anymore.

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[moonspell]

They very well still could be. Like I said, almost no one can see them even in my world. They're invisible to most human beings. I'm not saying that they 100% are there, but it'd be silly to dismiss it just because you personally can't see them.