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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry! Sometimes, well, this place makes you forget or reset time, and it's been years, so, um, I'm sorry, we didn't talk much anyway, you maybe yelled at me a couple times, I'll try not to be too much of a bother.

[text]

[otaku_badass]

What? Hey look I'll try not yell (with text that'd be hard) just tell me what are you talking about.

[aquaticrush]

Um, have people explained this place to you yet?

[text]

[otaku_badass]

Multiple sources helps, trust me.

[aquaticrush]

This is an Internet community that connects different worlds. It's run by a computer that's alive. You arrive when it wants you and leave when it wants to let you go. It's a little scary that way.

[text]

[otaku_badass]

Sounds like some mad scientist's experiment.

[aquaticrush]

It sort of does.

[text]

[otaku_badass]

So what's your name since you seem to know mine.

[aquaticrush]

Um... My name is Midorikawa Retasu.

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[otaku_badass]

I see, well that case nice to meet you. You don't have to be so tense around me, I'll try not be ass.