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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[hunterofpeace]

[He deflates.]

On a sand steamer.

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[otaku_badass]

What's that?

[hunterofpeace]

A steamer that runs across sand.

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[otaku_badass]

I do live in a city with of a desert on one side. Are you in California?

[Ah great he's holding the idiot ball. At this point spelling it out to him would help.]

[hunterofpeace]

[Instead, he'll just get random blinking.] Do a lot of people name their sand steamers?

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[otaku_badass]

[Confused Travis is confused.]

Umm... not unless the steamer is a land mass the that is part of a country.

[hunterofpeace]

...No?

[Confused Travis, meet confused Vash.] It's transportation in which the brave captains brave the vast desert!

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[otaku_badass]

A vehicle then? No where on Earth have I ever heard of one. A ship that sails on sand but not water, sounds badass.

[hunterofpeace]

It's not really. It's cramped and the food isn't good at all!

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[otaku_badass]

Man, my home town is shit but at least I can live comfortably there.

[hunterofpeace]

I can live comfortably too! Some places have beautiful women, good drinks, and the best food!

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[otaku_badass]

Now that does sound like a paradise.

[hunterofpeace]

But first I have to get off the ship. It's so boring in heeeere.

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[otaku_badass]

Man, it really sounds like you need a beer right now.

[hunterofpeace]

[Nod nod.]

You're a very smart and perceptive man.

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[otaku_badass]

Awwww, what can I say? [Scratches the back of his head in embarrassment.] When a man needs a beer, a man needs his beer. Wish you were here because you sound like you'd be a better drinking partner than Bishop.

[hunterofpeace]

They don't have any good drinks on here, none of the girls will talk to me, and it's so booooring.

[He slumps.] So, buddy, can I get the offer later?

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[otaku_badass]

Anytime, pal.