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Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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The fact you are in the community? Unfortunately we don't know why they pick people.

Do you have any clue on who could possibly know how the community chooses people?

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No off the top of my head. I'm sure they are probably on the network.

I 'll have to keep that in mind. Now I need to get familiar with this community.

Well, if you have any questions, feel free to ask. I will do my best to answer.

Let's see... People have told abouut the viruses, how persistent this community is, that it is run by some alien computer, and that the community can reach any one in the and space. Is there anything else I should know?

I think that is good for the basics. Oh, there are opportunities to travel to other worlds sometimes, either through viruses or people in the community.

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Are you fucking kidding me?! That's the best thing I've hear so far! Wait that means.... anime from other worlds.

Anime? What's that?

A Japanese animated series.

Oh... sounds interesting. Yes, I guess you could find that too if you went world hopping.

Now I need to find someone or something with this world hooping ability...

I'm sure if you ask, they will offer the help. Everyone here seems to be very nice.

Great! What are their names?

Well, one of them goes by the Doctor. He's been around here before.

The "Doctor" you say? Interesting, what's he a doctor of?

I don't know if he is, not in a medical sense. He just goes by the Doctor. I've never heard another name for him.

Well it would be interesting to hear what he has to say. So are you near Santa Destroy by chance.

Santa Destroy? Never heard of it.

It's a small shit-hole of a town in California. It's nice to be here this time of the year.

California... that's in the Union right? It is hot there.

When you say "Union" do you mean the United States of America? If so then yes.

Well, that's part of the Union so yes. The Union is the North American continent, some of South and Central America, Oceania, and Japan.

Did the U.S.A. conquer your world or something?

Military alliances. They are all united now though, but there were two others as well.