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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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There's a fair amount to do. You'd be surprised how interesting talking to different people can be. We've got kings, mercenaries, heroes, self-styled magical girls...

After that, there are the viruses a few times a month, and the occasional other things that happen to us. The ski resort trip wasn't that bad, come to think...

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[otaku_badass]

Wait real magical girls use this community? Moé!

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I don't even know what that word means and I still feel like I should be angry. Give me one good reason I shouldn't roast you right now.

[Travis, it's faint, but you might be able to hear the crackling of fire on Rita's end.]

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[otaku_badass]

You'rs no where near me.

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I'm figuring out how to throw fire through the internet. I don't have it working yet, but once I do I'll be looking for volunteers. [You can hear the implied threat there...]

But anyway, that's not a reason. Try again.

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[otaku_badass]

Bring it on then. Any time, any where.