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Don't press that button!

[Sena stands in front of the camera, blinking in surprise, before that voice causes her to jump away.]

Oh... I wasn't supposed to? I'm sorry...[In contrast to her usual voice, it's quiet, soft, meek. Even her clothes are different. Though she never wore particularly revealing ones, aside from a certain bikini, now she's covered head to toe.]

I don't want them to see you yet. I... I don't even know who you are. [Strangely enough, the voice that's coming from off screen sounds exactly like Sena, too. When she finally walks on screen, it is indeed her, dressed in the familiar uniform.]

It's on!

[Scrambling, she tries to turn it off, head hung down in despair when she fails.]

I don't know what to do...

[occ: Sena has a doppleganger. Normal text is Sena, blue is NotSena]

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Excited that you get more of me?

One of you's more than enough.

[ She likes the original. ]

I've been through the whole evil clone thing before. If you need me to cut it throat out, that's easy though.

[The voices cry out in unison.]

Eh?!

[But while NotSena is caught in shock, the original answers.] She's not that annoying yet.

[ That the original Sena's even somewhat okay with the possibility in the future is part of why Yuri likes her, honestly. ]

Okay, let me know. The last time I dealt with a freaky clone I won even if she had superpowers.

[She's much more talk than Yuri. She's okay with it in theory, though the Sena clone is cute so it'll probably stay.]

Superpowers? What kind of clone gets superpowers?

Kanade already had powers beyond the normal human. She made a clone with them, but the clone was born out of an offensive attack and it didn't return to her because of a mistake in the programming. So it tried to slaughter us all.

Can she make a clone of anybody?

No and she's gone anyway.

O-oh. [Oops.]

The other Sena's not that bad yet. She's just a lot of work.

How so?

She keeps wanting to help people, and I don't even know them. I even had to do one to shut her up.

That doing something good for someone else appears to put you in physical pain explains a lot.

I never said it hurt me! I don't know them!

If you help someone you don't know, you've got a chance of making friends with them. When people see you doing something for a stranger, they'll probably get this weird idea in their head that you might be a good person and are more open to accepting the absolute weirdness that is you, Sena.

...I can make more friends by helping strangers?

[That worked out well in "Patch Adams"]

Uh huh. If you don't like helping other humans, start with something cute like helping out at an animal shelter.

[She shoots a hand up in the air.]

Animals are cute!

Great, start with them then. And play nice.

It's not like I'm mean to animals, you know.

Which is why it's probably a good idea to start there, since treating boys humanely is a problem for you and a lot of boys are kind of like big puppies.

It's not a problem! I already told you they liked it!

Who's the pervert enjoying giving pleasure to masochistic boys?

I never said I liked it! They'e lucky I'm rewarding them.

Don't do it if you don't like it, are you stupid? If you want to make friends, stop acting like you're trying to lord over all of the men-- especially if you don't even like it.

Uuuu! It's not like I'm doing something they don't want!