42; family virus; for someone who claims to be a nihilist, he sure is a mother hen

[sandinmyboots]

[This is probably the most menacingly anyone has brandished a spatula and a bottle of hot sauce while wearing an apron on this community.]

Community! How do I get a dingus to eat his dinners properly?

[[family virus with Retasu and Crocker!]]

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

Excellent! The quality of the Santa will be determined by the quality of the shenanigans!

[tenminutes]

What happens if I do a really crappy, deformed shenanigan? Because that could equal an absolutely hilarious Santa.

[sandinmyboots]

Depends on how impressed I am with the shenanigans. If you do well enough, I'll let you choose what kind of Santa I am as long as it's not sexy Santa.