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[material_guy]

Alright, boys and girls, it's time to talk cash crops! I know we got some gardeners or flower nuts or scientists or whatever out there. What's worth growing where you're from? Anything real useful or tasty or pretty or whatever that's hard to grow?

I heard hydrangeas are poisonous. Any kinda plants that're strong poisons, makes your head funny or paintings talk to you or something, knocks you out cold, cures diseases, sobers you up, weird shit like that?

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[chestboard]

Hey hey! What about golden roses? Those are great!

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[material_guy]

[He sits in sudden, stunned silence before a grin all but hiccups onto his face, increasingly wide as if a great idea is blossoming.] That's right... If it's your world, there're honest to God gold-ore petaled roses...!!!


[One would swear by how excited he is by this prospect that Battler had just introduced the concept of sex to him.]

[chestboard]

[that's right, this is perfect, a totally good investment!]

Exactly...!! Is this what you've been wanting Greed, is it?! I have it- I have what you need!

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[answerer_sword]

My family were more of fishermen than they were farmers. But I suppose my country must grow a good amount of barley for the whiskey. Still, I do not know how hard it is to grow.

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[material_guy]

What, barley? That's ain't no cash crop. We're not so hard up over here we gotta brew our own, at least...

But, I take it you were an island girl? Or at least a beach girl.

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[answerer_sword]

A coastal girl.

[Ireland was a big island.]

I do not know much about other crops grown.

...Or maybe shamrocks count...

[makewayforroze]

Greed? Is this about Stanley?

[material_guy]

He'll be happy too if he can grow some interesting stuff.

[makewayforroze]

What are you asking him to grow?

[refinedvillian]

Nothing special, at least not in my part of the world. I'm sure there would be some more things in the fairy nation.

[material_guy]

He's a garden gnome or something, he should be able to do fairy gardening.

[refinedvillian]

He? There's someone who can do this?

[trustmybase]

Drugs? You're talking about marijuana, stuff like that, right?

[material_guy]

Sure. Or anything harder that don't take a bathtub and a chemistry degree to get some fun out of.

[trustmybase]

You know that stuff is more illegal than touching strippers, right?

T_T I know you said it was cool but I am still so sorry about the me spam

[hunterofpeace]

What?! You mean there's that many kinds of plants?! Awww man...we don't get half of those!

It's my fault for tagging all of yours/making a post Vash would respond to, etc.

[material_guy]

You don't got plants?

[hunterofpeace]

[Oh the irony.]

Not so many! Most of ours are used for energy.

[glimmerous_fop]

Peyote.

[material_guy]

The newest ingredient in The Prosecutor Sandwich. Gotta keep that "weird" feeling, after all.

[glimmerous_fop]

That would make you a poor business man.

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[entreats]

You can always get one of those plants that eat people. [ .. yeah, she's just morbid as usually. ] Although I've heard that they actually only eat insects, something like that. I guess it would count as "weird shit" though.

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[material_guy]

A brainless eating machine... That might be nostalgic in a bad way. Be a hell of a way to hide the bodies if I decide to go on a killing spree though, wouldn't it?

[tenminutes]

...Greed, there's got to be a better way for you to spend your time than becoming a drug-dealer.

[ That's what she assumes the plants are for. ]

[material_guy]

Dealing's too messy. Using don't really work for me, either. Why's everyone just jumping to that kinda conclusion right away?