Nobuo Akagi - Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
grandest_delusion) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
dramadramaduck2013-05-06 08:25 am
grandest_delusion) wrote in dramadramaduck2013-05-06 08:25 am
Entry tags:
Episode 1: Pain is Power
[The Camera opens up to a lone figure walking down a hallway with sirens blaring and a SPD symbol on his back. Oh, Special Police Dekaranger. Or maybe Space Patrol Delta? Either way, he seems to be narrating it as the music blares behind himself.]
Emergency! I deliver with a cool style and a burning heart. I am... Red.
[Breaking out into a run, he charges forward -- and opens a door suddenly into what appears to be a delivery service.]
Where's the scene of today's crime, Umeko?!
[For a moment there's an awkward pause before his boss stands up and WHACKS him with a clipboard.]
Akagi! Are you daydreaming again?
[Despite his protests, she rips the colored tape off his black pants and whirls him around as a quite nerdy SPD logo is stencilled on paper on his back.]
And this! What the hell is this?
[Grabbing it, Nobuo exclaims.] It's the SPD logo from the twenty-eighth Super Sentai series, Special Police Dekaranger! See, Special Police Deka--
[Whirling him around, she smacks his back.] Sasaki! Ponpoko! Delivery! Here's your first run for today.
Right. [For a moment Nobuo looks depressed, but then he brightens up instantly.] OH YEAH! I get to see her today!
[And excitedly he grabs everything and runs out the door with a warning of no detours and no daydreaming. He got as far as a merchandise store in Akibahara when he came to a screeching halt.]
What?! An Aurora Sentai Maskman Deluxe Chogokin Lightspeed Combining Great Five, mint in box?! The release that revolutionized Sentai toys with genuine ABS plastic and accurate sticker application, and it's going onyl for 100,800 yen?!
So cheap! So expensively cheap!
[Grabbing his debit card, he tried to walk into the store, but was waylayed by a merchandise standie of a girl in armor shaped to look like wings and a cannon on her arm and leg. On a television, a clip was playing as well.]
What was I made to shoot? A sudden nightmare? A grim ending?
A... Aoi-tan...!
You really do love Sentai more, don't you, Nobuo? Even though my movie is coming out soon... Even though I have releases like figurines and hug pillows coming soon... Bang.
[All of this, and Nobuo is crumbling quite literally in front of her. Demoralized, he staggered away from the doorway.]
Forgive me, Great Five! I may have sworn to dedicate my life to Super Sentai, but I, Nobuo Akagi, at 29 years old, am disgustingly moe over Aoi-tan!!! I was glad I could at least meet you...
[Getting up, he made several poses in the style of Maskman as his mental narration went on.] Allow me to at least leave in an appropriate fashion... Onto my unstoppable machine!
[And he tore off, seconds before remembering his bike, and returning to grab it.]
[On the other side of the street, a woman in a dark suit looked back at him through a window.]
That's... Nobuo Akagi...
[Ominous music!]
[Unbeknownst to anyone, something strange began to happen seconds after that as this video continues to play on the community in real time, giving title credits, actors and such. However, none of the people from this world seems to realize this.]
"A Tiny paradise amongst a sea of skyscrapers: Akihabara. There we find three warriors who believe pain is power, and who fight battles that exist entirely in their heads. They are... Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger!"
Emergency! I deliver with a cool style and a burning heart. I am... Red.
[Breaking out into a run, he charges forward -- and opens a door suddenly into what appears to be a delivery service.]
Where's the scene of today's crime, Umeko?!
[For a moment there's an awkward pause before his boss stands up and WHACKS him with a clipboard.]
Akagi! Are you daydreaming again?
[Despite his protests, she rips the colored tape off his black pants and whirls him around as a quite nerdy SPD logo is stencilled on paper on his back.]
And this! What the hell is this?
[Grabbing it, Nobuo exclaims.] It's the SPD logo from the twenty-eighth Super Sentai series, Special Police Dekaranger! See, Special Police Deka--
[Whirling him around, she smacks his back.] Sasaki! Ponpoko! Delivery! Here's your first run for today.
Right. [For a moment Nobuo looks depressed, but then he brightens up instantly.] OH YEAH! I get to see her today!
[And excitedly he grabs everything and runs out the door with a warning of no detours and no daydreaming. He got as far as a merchandise store in Akibahara when he came to a screeching halt.]
What?! An Aurora Sentai Maskman Deluxe Chogokin Lightspeed Combining Great Five, mint in box?! The release that revolutionized Sentai toys with genuine ABS plastic and accurate sticker application, and it's going onyl for 100,800 yen?!
So cheap! So expensively cheap!
[Grabbing his debit card, he tried to walk into the store, but was waylayed by a merchandise standie of a girl in armor shaped to look like wings and a cannon on her arm and leg. On a television, a clip was playing as well.]
What was I made to shoot? A sudden nightmare? A grim ending?
A... Aoi-tan...!
You really do love Sentai more, don't you, Nobuo? Even though my movie is coming out soon... Even though I have releases like figurines and hug pillows coming soon... Bang.
[All of this, and Nobuo is crumbling quite literally in front of her. Demoralized, he staggered away from the doorway.]
Forgive me, Great Five! I may have sworn to dedicate my life to Super Sentai, but I, Nobuo Akagi, at 29 years old, am disgustingly moe over Aoi-tan!!! I was glad I could at least meet you...
[Getting up, he made several poses in the style of Maskman as his mental narration went on.] Allow me to at least leave in an appropriate fashion... Onto my unstoppable machine!
[And he tore off, seconds before remembering his bike, and returning to grab it.]
[On the other side of the street, a woman in a dark suit looked back at him through a window.]
That's... Nobuo Akagi...
[Ominous music!]
[Unbeknownst to anyone, something strange began to happen seconds after that as this video continues to play on the community in real time, giving title credits, actors and such. However, none of the people from this world seems to realize this.]
"A Tiny paradise amongst a sea of skyscrapers: Akihabara. There we find three warriors who believe pain is power, and who fight battles that exist entirely in their heads. They are... Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger!"