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[tenminutes]

Attention!

I'm looking for hackers, aliens or people from the future with crazy technology, or someone who knows how to program something into a previously existing game like a really cool weapon that can kick ass even though it's basically a cheat.

This is to save someone, not because I want to play a video game, promise.

I need someone who's willing to occasionally off me too in order to log me out who promises not to freak out if I go brain-dead for a while.

[ locked to Suguha & Kirito ]
Any luck getting a NerveGear set?

Comments

[tenminutes]

No one willing to try?

[trapinyellow]

Mahiro-san might stab you with a fork if you upset him, but I don't think that would kill you.

[tenminutes]

It wouldn't actually kill me no matter what he did, but getting stabbed with a fork probably isn't that bad.

[trapinyellow]

No... It's scary though.

[tenminutes]

It's only scary if you've got reason to be afraid of it. If it's me, then you can just go "Oh she'll be okay!"

[ Yuri's being reassuring, you see. ]

[trapinyellow]

I don't think I can do that. I don't want you to even fake get hurt.

[tenminutes]

It wouldn't be fake, it'd be completely real and painful and everything. I'd just get over it really fast.

[trapinyellow]

That doesn't help!

[tenminutes]

Sure it does. It doesn't bother me at all!

[trapinyellow]

That's scary...

[tenminutes]

Well I am already dead.

[trapinyellow]

I guess that helps...

[tenminutes]

Of course, if I get mad enough I might decide to eat your brains..

[ This person just seems too fun to tease ok ]

[trapinyellow]

Don't eat my brains! I was just worried!!

[tenminutes]

Relax, I eat normal food.

[trapinyellow]

Really? You promise?

[tenminutes]

Promise. I like noodles over entrails any day.

[trapinyellow]

Okay. Then I believe you.