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[tenminutes]

Attention!

I'm looking for hackers, aliens or people from the future with crazy technology, or someone who knows how to program something into a previously existing game like a really cool weapon that can kick ass even though it's basically a cheat.

This is to save someone, not because I want to play a video game, promise.

I need someone who's willing to occasionally off me too in order to log me out who promises not to freak out if I go brain-dead for a while.

[ locked to Suguha & Kirito ]
Any luck getting a NerveGear set?

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[fortheworld]

...


I can serve the latter if not the former, but could you provide a little more information?

[tenminutes]

Have you met Kirito on here? He's stuck inside of a video game that kills anyone who dies inside of the game until someone beats it. I'm already dead, so I want to try to go in or at least have someone just try to see if they can't fix it so the log out button reappears, but they'd have to try it on me first so we don't kill anyone.

[ Of course, she has no idea if anything at all will work or if this is just going to be a giant, literal headache with her brain getting fried every time she has to log in or out. ]

[fortheworld]

...We haven't met, no, though it certainly sounds quite the situation. Are you sure you can log in?

[trapinyellow]

I can't do it myself, but my father's company is the leading video game company in the galaxy. I know a lot of really great programmers!

[tenminutes]

Anyone who can do something about a game that literally pulls people into it and can kill them?

[trapinyellow]

Probably. Alien technology is pretty advanced - it's just we're not very creative when it come to entertainment.

[shinjaeba]

Really, ghost girl? I'd do it but Battler would yell at me and it'd just be a pain.

[tenminutes]

Battler's probably going to yell at me for not asking him about this first already.

[ ..She doesn't really trust Eva-Beatrice to do it anyway. If Evatrice wanted, she could just keep Yuri logged in since it's impossible to log out on your own. ]

[shinjaeba]

He actually wants you around. It'd be annoying to get a lecture on how I shouldn't touch you when you asked someone to off you.

[... Well, maybe Yuri's not so bad to have around. Maybe. Or maybe Ange would be such a pain if her onee-san went away forever.]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Something like that should be within my wide range of abilities. What do you have in mind?

[tenminutes]

Kirito's stuck in a game called Sword Art Online with a bunch of other people. If you take the headset off, the player dies. There is no log out and if the player dies in-game, their headset kills them in reality.

So I need someone who can hack into the game's programming and re-input a sign out button and test it on me. I can't die again, so if something goes wrong, as long as it's just with me then it'll fry my brain but I'll be back in an hour or two. If there's no way to get a sign out option put back in, then maybe some super crazy powerful weapons or hacking into my level so I don't have to start at level 1 so I can at least help some people get through it.

[mightletyouknowme]

[This is the girl who makes fun of her for liking her games!]

See, it is important! I'm really good at games, though, so you won't need a hacker.

[tenminutes]

You're not allowed to play this game, Sena. It's not a normal game.

[voice]

[scanningutterly]

Off you?

[voice]

[tenminutes]

Yeah. If you take the headset for the game off, it fries your brains. That's the whole reason I need to get into the game, since I'm one of the only people who could handle that.

[lookstairs]

I'm really hoping this has to do with one of the kids stuck in a video game?

[This is terrible that there is more than one.]

[tenminutes]

It does. You're talking about Kirito right?

[jailbirds]

[ after reading the other comments sensibly - ]

Doing something heroic for someone else's sake, huh?

[tenminutes]

I've got to blow off steam somehow since I can't push my friends off of cliffs anymore.

[ That's completely not why she's doing it, but calling it heroic or admitting that she cares if Kirito makes it out or not and if Suguha gets her big brother back... too much to say out loud!! :T ]

locked

[kendoleaf]

No. I haven't found one at all. It's like... it's ridiculous. You'd think that someone would still have one lying around instead of complying with a recall.

Maybe the government looked up who had one and confiscated them all?

locked

[tenminutes]

What about the deceased? Or is there a warehouse somewhere? If you can find it, I can organize a team to break in easily.

voice;

[entreats]

... What are you thinking of this time?

[ You know Ange doesn't like it when you talk about getting killed, Yuri!! Who cares that you're dead already, it's still a very awkward point, okay. ]

voice;

[tenminutes]

I don't need a lecture, Ange, promise. Someone's testing it for me before I even go in to make sure I won't get stuck as long as the headset is removed and it kill me for a little while.

handwritten;

[chestboard]

Occasionally off you huh?

[he doesn't like the sound of that, really.]

handwritten;

[tenminutes]

I could go in and wait until I get killed in-game, but I need to be able to get in and out as needed.

[ She's not taking any chance that she's not going to be able to get to Battler in time if she needs it. ]

I can do this from Rokkenjima too, I don't have to go anywhere. I didn't want to make you do it.