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Attention!

I'm looking for hackers, aliens or people from the future with crazy technology, or someone who knows how to program something into a previously existing game like a really cool weapon that can kick ass even though it's basically a cheat.

This is to save someone, not because I want to play a video game, promise.

I need someone who's willing to occasionally off me too in order to log me out who promises not to freak out if I go brain-dead for a while.

[ locked to Suguha & Kirito ]
Any luck getting a NerveGear set?

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Yeah, and my partner is a robot with an annoying tendency to pop up in front of me.

A robot?

Yeah, human-sized robot called a Buddyroid.

You need to rename him, that just sounds lame. Go with "Mega Ultrabot 5000: Super Phoenix Edition" or something at least!

I call him J.

Why "J"?

Because it stands for ~~jueki~~ juice.

...Oi. Stupid translator. Tree sap, not tree juice!

[ Nope she's taking juice. ]

It could be really easy to make really bad jokes if I wanted to...

Yeah, I know. One day, I'll get even with this translator. One day.

Doesn't the community translate on its own? You should probably just stop using the translator.

It is, and it keeps overcompensating for some of these translations. Like, it sometimes gets mixed up between "oh" and "king" for some reason.

Are you sure you don't just speak weird?

Hey, I can swear in two languages. I speak just fine.

So can I, it doesn't mean I'm good at it.

[ She's still better than her boyfriend is at English, but that's not saying much. ]

It does mean I can get a good swear past the kids, though.

You have kids?

The kids I work with. And I kind of use the term loosely anyway. Oldest is actually older than I am, but he looks all scandalized if I don't act professionally. Which I never do.

Where do you work anyway?

The special missions branch of the Energy Management Center in Tokyo. I'm one of the Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters.

That last part made no sense to me. --The first part too, if I think about the kids. Why are kids at an Energy Management Center?

Well, Hiromu and Yoko's parents worked for the EMC about 13 years ago. Ryuji got to meet some of the other scientists. That's how they all ended up there the day a computer virus infected the systems so badly that Hiromu's dad decided the only way to keep it from escaping and infecting the entire planet was to teleport the whole facility to another dimension. It'd kill all the adults in the building, but the kids had a special vaccine program implanted in them that'd let them escape.

They all grew up since then, but still kinda hard not thinking of them as kids sometimes, what with me knowing them so young.