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[tenminutes]

Attention!

I'm looking for hackers, aliens or people from the future with crazy technology, or someone who knows how to program something into a previously existing game like a really cool weapon that can kick ass even though it's basically a cheat.

This is to save someone, not because I want to play a video game, promise.

I need someone who's willing to occasionally off me too in order to log me out who promises not to freak out if I go brain-dead for a while.

[ locked to Suguha & Kirito ]
Any luck getting a NerveGear set?

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[lookstairs]

Don't worry about it.

I don't like the idea of people getting stuck in some virtual world anyway. It's not what the tech should be used for.

[tenminutes]

You're pretty passionate about technology, huh?

[lookstairs]

More than most people, anyway.

[tenminutes]

How'd you get into it?

[lookstairs]

I've been gaming since I was a kid and I just found computers easy to understand.

A lot simpler to get along with than people, too. Ha...

[tenminutes]

I can see why. They're predictable but they can be every bit as intelligent as you are.

[lookstairs]

Basically, yeah. They're like really complicated puzzles.

[tenminutes]

How do you feel about actual puzzles? If I got you a 50000 piece 3-D puzzle would you do it?

[lookstairs]

Ah...if I had the time for it, I guess?

[tenminutes]

What if it was a 50,000 piece puzzle on a computer of a computer?

[lookstairs]

Um...I'd give it a try?

[tenminutes]

I'll hold you to it.

[ In other words, once he's done having fun with Nicholas Cage, she's going to make him do a really hard puzzle. ]

[lookstairs]

Well, alright then. I like a good challenge every once in a while.

[oh boy!]

[tenminutes]

How much of a challenge? We could make it really hard and make there be a time limit and penalties.

[lookstairs]

...This isn't really hypothetical anymore, is it?

[tenminutes]

No, it isn't. [ n_n ]

[lookstairs]

That's what I thought.