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[tenminutes]

Attention!

I'm looking for hackers, aliens or people from the future with crazy technology, or someone who knows how to program something into a previously existing game like a really cool weapon that can kick ass even though it's basically a cheat.

This is to save someone, not because I want to play a video game, promise.

I need someone who's willing to occasionally off me too in order to log me out who promises not to freak out if I go brain-dead for a while.

[ locked to Suguha & Kirito ]
Any luck getting a NerveGear set?

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[shinjaeba]

Close!

But the real fun of torturing someone is if they can respond. It'd be taking half the fun out of it. I'd still kill you, though.

[tenminutes]

Uh huh, and I can just see that going over well. When I finally wake up, Battler's crying in the corner holding onto my bloodstained headband or something.

[shinjaeba]

Kuhahaha!

[Pause.]

Well...let me see. Have you ever seen a goldfish swimming in it's bowl before?

[tenminutes]

Yeah, that's not exactly a big feat to see something like that.

[shinjaeba]

It's something like this, ghost girl: You see the cute little fish swimming around and you think, what happens if I just touch the bowl? Give it a little nudge? You know you shouldn't. The fish will be gone forever if you do...but, well. Nothing is set in stone.

It's kind of like that. Except you wouldn't really die but the metaphor still stands.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri's kind of trying to figure out why she's being compared to a goldfish.

Give her a second.

Then she just decides to reply in the most obnoxious way. ]

Ew, the old lady just called me cute.

[shinjaeba]

I called the goldfish in the analogy cute! Stupid rotting ghost.

[tenminutes]

In the analogy, the goldfish is me. If the goldfish is cute, then so am I. You're so indirect, Eva-Beatrice-chan.

[shinjaeba]

Don't be so gross. I'm not calling you cute.

[tenminutes]

If you say so.

[shinjaeba]

Of course I say so!

[tenminutes]

Yeah but you're bias, so it doesn't count. You've hated me from day 1 right?

[shinjaeba]

You're just as biased!

[tenminutes]

Am not. I'm completely willing to admit you have a cute face.

[ Personality? No, not so much. ]

[shinjaeba]

I wonder if I should take that as a compliment.

[tenminutes]

Your face only accounts for 30% of total cuteness, so we're clear.

[shinjaeba]

Alright, fine, I'll take the compliment.