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[tenminutes]

Attention!

I'm looking for hackers, aliens or people from the future with crazy technology, or someone who knows how to program something into a previously existing game like a really cool weapon that can kick ass even though it's basically a cheat.

This is to save someone, not because I want to play a video game, promise.

I need someone who's willing to occasionally off me too in order to log me out who promises not to freak out if I go brain-dead for a while.

[ locked to Suguha & Kirito ]
Any luck getting a NerveGear set?

Comments

[tenminutes]

EM shields or I'm not sold on your right to be from a world with giant fighting robots.

[boostup4beetbuster]

What? We've been doing this for 30-some-odd years!

[tenminutes]

I'm revoking your rights until you get EM shields-- wait, how old are you if you've been doing this for 30 years?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I'm 40 27, but my world's been doing this for 30 years. Seriously, you try and take a dance-themed superhero team seriously.

[tenminutes]

Well, that'd be pretty easy for me. I used to know a guy who only spoke in lyrics and danced constantly. People are how they are.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, and my partner is a robot with an annoying tendency to pop up in front of me.

[tenminutes]

A robot?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, human-sized robot called a Buddyroid.

[tenminutes]

You need to rename him, that just sounds lame. Go with "Mega Ultrabot 5000: Super Phoenix Edition" or something at least!

[boostup4beetbuster]

I call him J.

[tenminutes]

Why "J"?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Because it stands for jueki juice.

...Oi. Stupid translator. Tree sap, not tree juice!

[tenminutes]

[ Nope she's taking juice. ]

It could be really easy to make really bad jokes if I wanted to...

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, I know. One day, I'll get even with this translator. One day.

[tenminutes]

Doesn't the community translate on its own? You should probably just stop using the translator.

[boostup4beetbuster]

It is, and it keeps overcompensating for some of these translations. Like, it sometimes gets mixed up between "oh" and "king" for some reason.

[tenminutes]

Are you sure you don't just speak weird?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Hey, I can swear in two languages. I speak just fine.

[tenminutes]

So can I, it doesn't mean I'm good at it.

[ She's still better than her boyfriend is at English, but that's not saying much. ]

[boostup4beetbuster]

It does mean I can get a good swear past the kids, though.

[tenminutes]

You have kids?

[boostup4beetbuster]

The kids I work with. And I kind of use the term loosely anyway. Oldest is actually older than I am, but he looks all scandalized if I don't act professionally. Which I never do.

[tenminutes]

Where do you work anyway?

[boostup4beetbuster]

The special missions branch of the Energy Management Center in Tokyo. I'm one of the Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters.

[tenminutes]

That last part made no sense to me. --The first part too, if I think about the kids. Why are kids at an Energy Management Center?