dramadramaduck | Texts from J

There seems to be a lot of zombies outside.

Now there seems to be a lot of zombies inside.

I am knocking them down as I go along.

There is a fire hydrant, I have used that to slick up the entrances.

I need a can of DW-40.

Everyone I hope you are safe.

I am currently in target.

I have obtained a chainsaw.

I will need a cleaning after this.

I have also obtained a hockey mask.

Idffgdfhfdgadsfadsfsdfsdffddsastrjjtgrth--[Cuts out as a zombie steps on the phone.]

[Several minutes later.]

I have obtained a new phone with several minutes.

I have also obtained a hockey stick and duct tape.

Attaching chainsaw to ductape.

I will call you hockey stick with duct taped chainsaw.

Now I am prepared.

[Several more ambiguous texts follow between the hours of 11pm on the second day and 7am on the next.]