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[The feed opens on a park at night. It should be a peaceful sight, but it's far from it. There's two people, a couple from the looks of it, screaming and running away, as small fireballs hit the ground behind them.

As they run, you can see a small figure jumping after them. He stops after a while, laughing as the couple disappears from the park.]

Ahahahaha, that's right, you'd better run! Here, take one for the road! Baddaboom! [He snaps his fingers and another fireball appears, flying after them before hitting a tree.] Hahahahaaaa... Ahhhh, that never gets old.

[The figure walks forward and the camera finally decides to focus on him, revealing... a small, purple imp. Not exactly imposing.]

Huh? What's this now? [He turns to look at the camera and walks towards it. Whatever's being used to record this is getting picked up.] Guess one a' those humans musta dropped it. What's this piece a' junk do, anyway? [He starts randomly pushing buttons, but nothing really happens. He frowns as he takes a closer look at it, but then shrugs.] Well, finders keepers!

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Nice guys are usually either wimpy pushovers or they're not really nice at all, 'cause the truth of the matter is that bein' nice doesn't get you anywhere in any world.

Hey, you wouldn't happen t'know if any of 'em are Digimon, would you?

I've got no idea. I'm not really that sociable.

Gee, that's a surprise. I guess I'll find out soon enough. And if there aren't any, I'll just throw this thing away, 'cause then it's not worth my time.

Hehe... Good luck with that.

You're sounding awfully skeptical about that. What, is there somethin' you know and I don't? 'Cause if so, go on, spill it already!

This place has a habit of following you if you try to get rid of it.

...ugh, figures, that's just my luck. Now I'm saddled with some sorta electronic stalker? What, is this thing gonna fly after me if I throw it in the trash or something?

No, it'll just record you somewhere else.

Ugh, what? So what's it gonna take to make this thing leave me alone? Not that I can blame it for bein' interested in me, I mean, who wouldn't be, but that doesn't mean I want it following me around.

You're going to have to talk to people on it before it stops being a creepy stalker.

Ah no, don't tell me this thing's gonna force me to - eeeugh - socialize. I've got better things to do with my time. And I can't even set anyone on fire through this thing!

Oh no, you can't set anyone on fire. Whatever will you do.

[He is very amused by all this.]

Yeah, sure, laugh it up, why don't ya! But I don't see how I'm gonna deal with a buncha people that I'm just sure will make me want to puke, if I can't even send 'em screaming once in a while! Or, okay, maybe more than once in a while, I do get bored easily.

It's just unfair is my point!

Well, if you see any of them in person, you can set them on fire if you want.

Didn't ya say this place connects to different places? Well, I can't exactly get to them then, can I?

I told you I could come bug you whenever I wanted [no pun intended] so even though they're different places, there's a way of traveling to them easily.

Okay, so... How?

You would probably need to ask for a lift. I don't know how to teach these things, but it's called 'worldhopping'.

...well, I guess if I'm gonna be stuck with this thing anyway, I might as well look into that. But no way am I hitching a ride with anyone! I'll just figure out how to do it on my own! I don't need anyone holding my hand.

Goood luck with that.

Ha, like I need luck!

Doesn't everybody?

Ha, plenty a' people, maybe, but that just goes to show you how pathetic they really are! If you really want something in this world, or any world for that matter, you can't just wait around for it. You gotta take it for yourself.

So I don't need something dumb like luck! Luck is for losers.

But if you were struck by lightning in a freak storm right now, that'd be bad luck, right? Or it'd be me, but let's say it's just a force of nature.

Uh, well... That would be pretty bad, but...

...that's different, it doesn't count! [Excellent argument there, Impmon. You sure told him.]

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