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[The feed opens on a park at night. It should be a peaceful sight, but it's far from it. There's two people, a couple from the looks of it, screaming and running away, as small fireballs hit the ground behind them.

As they run, you can see a small figure jumping after them. He stops after a while, laughing as the couple disappears from the park.]

Ahahahaha, that's right, you'd better run! Here, take one for the road! Baddaboom! [He snaps his fingers and another fireball appears, flying after them before hitting a tree.] Hahahahaaaa... Ahhhh, that never gets old.

[The figure walks forward and the camera finally decides to focus on him, revealing... a small, purple imp. Not exactly imposing.]

Huh? What's this now? [He turns to look at the camera and walks towards it. Whatever's being used to record this is getting picked up.] Guess one a' those humans musta dropped it. What's this piece a' junk do, anyway? [He starts randomly pushing buttons, but nothing really happens. He frowns as he takes a closer look at it, but then shrugs.] Well, finders keepers!

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Sorry. It's just that I've never seen one on here before.

Wait, really? You gotta be kidding me. So what, there aren't any Digimon on here?

[She shakes her head.]

Not anymore.

Huh. Well, that's a let down. I was hopin' there might be some other Digimon on here I could fight, but I guess not.

So tell me somethin', toots. Is this place as full of humans as it looks?

I guess it is mostly humans...

But wait. Why would you want to fight other Digimon?

Ah great, that's just my luck, finding something that looks halfway interesting and it's just filled with more disgusting humans! Eeugh, I think I'm gonna be sick.

'Why'? What kinda question is that? Digimon are supposed to fight each other, that's how we get stronger!

First of all, humans aren't disgusting! That's really rude of you to say so. [Hmph!]

And second, I never saw Digimon, good/i> Digimon, fight others just to get stronger.

Aw, boohoo, did the little girl get all offended? Gee, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your precious feelings! [He grins widely.] Ha! Like I care what you think!

Then you obviously haven't met the right ones. You've probably only seen those pathetic digi-slaves that partner up with humans and they don't count!

I've seen all kinds of Digimon. And partnering with humans doesn't mean their slaves. Partners means equal teamwork!

Oh, please, there's nothin' equal about it! It's a buncha humans taking perfectly fine Digimon and turning them into pets! No self-respecting Digimon would ever act like that.

Fairymon and Zephyrmon's spirits were never my pets. We worked together.

Say what now? 'Spirits'?

That's right. My friends and I teamed up with the spirits of the legendary Digimon warriors.

Digimon spirits... That's gotta be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! And I thought those digi-pets here were bad!

It wasn't bad! We were able to save the Digital World by working together!

Suuuuure ya did, Tinkerbell.

We did! We stopped Lucimon from devouring everything. If you're a Digimon then you must have heard about it.

Well, I didn't! And I'm pretty sure I woulda heard if humans had ever entered the Digital World, considering how many Digimon keep whining that they want a Tamer.

So I'd suggest thinking of a better lie, toots!

It isn't a lie! If you look back on the community you can even see videos of us!

Look, Tinkerbell, I was in the Digital World not that long ago and trust me, I'd know if anything like that had happened! There's plenty a' Digimon in the Real World, but not the other way around. [Well, technically there are two humans there, but it's not like he knows that.]

Maybe we're from different times, then. Just watch the videos! You'll see!

What, this thing can time travel now? Now that I know is impossible!

[But he does try to find the videos. Now, if he just presses... okay, no, that button did nothing. How about this one... nothing again. Damn it.]

Ugh. How am I supposed to find any videos with this useless piece of crap, huh?

It's not impossible. That's what this place is all about. It connects different times and places.

Here!

[...okay, he'll admit it, those are definitely Digimon. And the video doesn't look fake either. Yet...]

That don't look like any place in the Digital World I've been to. What layer's that supposed ta be on?

Layer? What do you mean?

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