DDD Secrets: Day Three

[thatsmyyogurt]

1.
[image: a grey felt hat with a red paisley ribbon
text: I'm worried about you. It seems strange that the community is leaving you alone though.]

2.
[image: a stylized science-fiction style gun
text: So am I the only one who's really confused about just what exactly we are to each other?]

3.
[image: a dolphin
text: Thank you for being nice to me.]

4.
[image: chuanifrinn and selfished sitting together
text: Would you mind too much if I thought of you as a kid sister? It's not often I come across someone so like minded...
...and I have fish.]

5.
[image: userpics of eighteen community members (I love you all but I'm not typing all those out)
text: I have better friends here than my own world so I never want to leave. What if it makes me?]

6.
[image: a collapsed game of Jenga
text: Sometimes I worry Jenga is too good of a metaphor for our lives.]

7.
[image: spiritually lying in a field
text: This is all your fault, you know. But somehow I don't mind. And I don't know why.]

8.
[image: mightletyouknowme and tunics next to each other
text: you guys wouldn't have to put up w/ my crappy ps skills if you'd just kiss already]

9.
[image: fairyofwind and the sim body scanningutterly favors most
text: now kiss]

10.
[image: refinedvillian with a hand to his chest
text: I hope this is the right choice.
I want to believe in you.]

11.
[image: pictures of chestboard, denies, spiritually, and heavenlyhome.
text: Even if we don't share the same blood, you've all become like family to me. Nothing that will happen can change that.]

12.
[image: selfished (presumably she just ate, because she's happy)
text: I don't think we're friends. It feels different than that. My heart doesn't beat harder around friends.]

13.
[image: tunics playing the ocarina
text: I didn't know at first, but now I choose you. Don't take too long, okay?]

14.
[image: glimmerous_fop from the nose down, with more lens flare effects than J. J. Abrams would use
text: You're already shinier than a Vegas billboard. Add a wedding ring and it will probably be illegal like when people call in a noise complaint, only for the eyes.
By the way, ladies (guys too), he's rich, easy-going, healthy, a lawyer, artsy, sensitive and all that crap, into hair, makeup, jewelry and single.]

15.
[image: moonspell in a pink gown
text: You're beautiful. I'm only lucky that all the other men in your life have been too blind to see it. Even if it scares you, my affections are real.]

Comments

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[glimmerous_fop]

Quit trying to pimp me out you cankerous little hack saw!

[material_guy]

Pimping? I ain't getting a cut of this.

[glimmerous_fop]

You're getting something out of it, I know it.

[material_guy]

Well, just keep an open mind. There's a lotta lookers on here, it'd be a shame to turn 'em all down just 'cause you're pissed at your pimp.

[glimmerous_fop]

You don't paint the most flattering images, you know.

[material_guy]

Eh? I thought it was a pretty good shot of you...

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm talking about the editing, my jewelry isn't that blinding. You just don't sell it with "all that crap."

[material_guy]

How would you put it?

[glimmerous_fop]

Let's see...if that's a reflection of your feelings for me I'd suggest plagiarizing a romantic poet.

[material_guy]

Who suggests plagiarism as a "reflection of someone's feelings"?

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm saying if those words up there are your thoughts then you should steal someone else's in order to sell me because someone else's feelings could do the job more effectively.

[material_guy]

Write your own ad for next time, then.

[glimmerous_fop]

What can I say, you're unstoppable.

[material_guy]

I'm at least real open to suggestion. I mean, shit, I almost went a whole imagey-post-secret thingy without tryin' to hook someone up with strangers 'till you said you were lonely!

Gimmie an ad next time and I'll try to run with that as the theme.

[glimmerous_fop]

Who is lonely? You don't have to misconstrue everything I say and take it to extremes...

...No way! If there's anything I can say about being a Gavin, we never have to advertise for it.

[material_guy]

Ou, that's a good tag-line! I can work with that... Your artsy ass really is good for this kinda thing.

[glimmerous_fop]

Eh...well it's not like I can stop you now...

[material_guy]

Just a picture of you, maybe your name, and some classy looking loopy shiny text: "No ads needed."

We'll go with that next time. What picture d'you wanna use?

[glimmerous_fop]

Ah...let's not think about next time right now.

[material_guy]

This's what happens when you leave it up to me, you know. Are you okay with that?

[glimmerous_fop]

Actually no, I'm not, I really don't want you involved in that aspect of my life.