[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[glimmerous_fop]

Ah...well I was hoping not to be the only person that disgusts you.

[material_guy]

What, didn't you wanna be special to me?

[glimmerous_fop]

You think I should waffle over it some more? You'll get what it is that you want if you're not careful, Herr.

[material_guy]

So yer sure of it, now?

[glimmerous_fop]

I've been sure.

[material_guy]

Wait, wait, wait sure of whose what?

[glimmerous_fop]

For myself. Your feelings are a recent acquisition.

[material_guy]

"A recent acquisition."

[glimmerous_fop]

Well, it was only recently right?

[material_guy]

There's so much wrong with that I ain't even sure where to start.

[glimmerous_fop]

Why, do you plan on taking it all back?

[material_guy]

Taking what back?

[glimmerous_fop]

Forget about it, you wanted a drink didn't you?

[material_guy]

...You seem pretty sure of it, now.

[glimmerous_fop]

That depends on what you think I'm sure of.

[material_guy]

Let's start with your "recent acquisition."

[glimmerous_fop]

Why don't you go first for a change.

[material_guy]

It'd be rude to just talk about myself all the time.

[glimmerous_fop]

Don't try to kid a kidder. Anyway I'm talking about your feelings for me.

[material_guy]

Aa. How sure're you about 'em bein' what you think they are? You spent the last year figuring they were somethin' that got you down, now they're somethin' that makes you "delirious"...

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm certain of my own feelings if certainty is what you're looking for, I'm also certain that I'm being jerked around. You're going to lose the right to question me at this rate.

[material_guy]

Then, let's make it an easier question. You happy?

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm happy, What about you, are you happy?

[material_guy]

[He takes a moment to think about that, as if it's a particularly hard question, despite asking it like it was an easy one.]

[glimmerous_fop]

[And Klavier's a patient man, he'll just wait for that answer.]