[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[tenminutes]

Maybe some kind of pageant where the contestants have to look their best while walking a tight rope over a pool of sharks with laser beams attached to their forehead or something..

[material_guy]

Sharks with laser beams?

[tenminutes]

You know, something that provides an element of danger and a requirement of personal skill. I'm pretty sure most of these guys don't naturally know how to apply makeup, so my guess is they all got help.

[material_guy]

Hot Shot probably did his own makeup, 'n the monk's just got a natural face like that. I'm not sure if you can call that skill, but it could be dangerous in some ways...

[tenminutes]

Doing easy things that females have to do on a regular basis is not a special skill. Or is it dangerous if you're not trying to stick your dick everywhere~ [ n_n ]

[material_guy]

Exactly! It's guys like me that it is dangerous for! In a number of ways...

[tenminutes]

Considering you don't seem to have a problem giving others advice to give anal I wouldn't think you'd have that much of a problem with it.

[material_guy]

I don't got any problems with anal. It ain't the hole that's dangerous.

[tenminutes]

If someone's going to be dangerous with their manly bits I really don't think they need to dress up as a girl to do it.

[material_guy]

There's no dick more dangerous than the one in disguise. It's just waiting to come popping out of nowhere any minute like a SWAT team...

[tenminutes]

If try to get to know people before trying to get in their pants they might mention it first, you know.

[material_guy]

Ain't that kinda talk getting a little personal for sex?

[tenminutes]

If you don't get to know the person beforehand you're not having sex, you're masturbating with their body.

You're a chronic masturbator, Greed.

[material_guy]

If you get right down to it, that's all sex.

[tenminutes]

If you think of it that way, then save everyone some trouble and get a doll.

[material_guy]

Technology just ain't cranked out nothing that beats the real thing yet.

[tenminutes]

There you go, you've found your calling. Go invent something. You'll be rich and famous and solve the world's problems.

[material_guy]

Fuckdoll's pretty low on the list of things I got people working on right now.

[tenminutes]

What do you guys do anyway?

[ Like she has no actual idea what Greed does. ]

[material_guy]

We got the bar, the books, the whole group living thing...

[tenminutes]

Books?

[material_guy]

Tabs, debts. Bookkeeping.

[tenminutes]

I don't know that it takes a whole crew to do that.

[material_guy]

Some people need to be reminded about their bills sometimes. There's the other bar stuff, the group living, food getting, cleaning, cooking, stocking stuff, figuring out the best supply chain to go with, the pick-up...

[tenminutes]

That's just basic survival stuff isn't it?