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[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

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I figured it was, I more meant how are you dealing with that? I get annoyed when Battler ogles every single pair of breasts he encounters and happens to like the larger ones a lot better than my type even if I tell myself that he just likes boobs so as long as he doesn't try for anything other than that it's fine. You don't have anything to comfort yourself with in that sense, do you? Or is it a general.. you're the one he comes back to at the end of the night sort of thing?

[ She's trying to understand how this works since she can't imagine it not feeling like crap. ]

Well I'm aware of Greed's flirtations and that doesn't bother me, because I can be flirtatious and flattering myself when the mood strikes. That's part of my charm and I can't turn it off anymore than he can so I don't expect that. As for his sexcapades, Greed is surprisingly discreet about that in spite of everything. I don't know if you've noted about that, but he's very much a don't ask, don't tell sort. So I really don't think about it, I just like to believe that on some level I'm pretty special and it certainly seems that way to me sometimes...but then things get vague.

[It's less like crap and more like perplexed...most days.]

Maybe with you. He's very much an ask and tell me what to do kind of person to the point that I get annoyed and tell him to go die.

[ He tells her lots of stuff to do with her boyfriend and she mostly ignores but still! ]

As long as it works for you I guess it's okay, even if I don't really get it.

Oh, other people's sex lives he's happy to give advice and input about. It's his own he never makes a big show of.

As for if it works? I just roll with it, maybe I'll hit my limit one day.

It makes me wonder if he actually has one or if he's just acting like he has one so that it doesn't seem as pathetic when he tells other people they should try anal.

Good luck.

Well, I've spent my fair share of time at the Devil's Nest and he seems to be constantly surrounded by beautiful women. So if he doesn't have a sex life that would be a surprise.

[And Klavier is being vague on purpose.]

Danke.

Well, at least he's got a direct approach about it then. Tell him to stop trying to get me to do weird things with Battler and I won't spread rumors about how he's actually secretly a eunuch and that's why he overcompensates.

I could try, he's pretty good at accepting my bribes. If I can think of anything that he wants just short of my motorcycle.

Get him his own motorcycle. I'll give you highly illegal weapons parts to pay for it.

I've tried that approach. He wants my motorcycle because it's mine and it's precious to me. In a way it's kind of sweet, but...annoying at the same time.

Get him a matching one then you two can go out wearing leather pants together and ride like a couple.

Can't get him a matching one, I built this one...and I think the notion might make him pull one of those...faces...at me. I'd have to go from a motorcycle gang angle approach.

Tell him you're starting a 2-man motorcycle gang then and you're offering the only open position to him and if he doesn't take it, then someone else is going to have to.