VIDEO; Wreck-It Ducks Virus Post!

[tenminutes]

[ A RATHER SHOCKING VIDEO SUDDENLY APPEARS ON SCREEN!

Look it's Yuri drenched in her own blood in the Rokkenjima kitchen! Of course, the blood didn't pool or anything, so it's possible that she wasn't killed there. It's hard to even tell what she was killed with, there are so many brutal injuries on the body, even her thigh high socks are torn!

Of course, she is already dead so she groans after a moment, then looks over at the camera irately. ]

Alright, who the hell killed me, where, and with what!? Everyone better get looking for Clues right now!

[ That said, anyone who replies may get replies from any one of the possible culprits. Was it Battler? Lambdadelta? Bernkastel? Eva-Beatrice? Perhaps it was Ange? Though the girl seems to be off on her own for now. What if Yuri staged the whole thing? If that's the case, what did she do it with and where?! ]

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[zealous_steiner]

[From the minute Okabe sees a limp, bloody Yuri, the flashbacks jolt him.]

[All he can see is Kurisu's bloody form, Mayuri breathing her last breaths, as though they leave him in front of his own eyes again and again. His chest begins to heave; he is not here, in the game, in the virus, but somewhere entirely different. He is lost in time, a despaired observer to Atropos' shears of fate.]

[When Okabe comes down, trembling and eyes wide, he doesn't realize he's whacked the video feed on. A giant robot looms in the background. He takes a deep breath and composes himself before he speaks - still with a tone of worry, though. He doesn't know whether it's possible to die in these viruses.]

First off, are you alive, dead, or... a zombie? [CONSIDERING THE CANON, LOADED QUESTION]

ditto

[tenminutes]

Dead.

[ Though that.. isn't really the virus's fault. Honestly if it wasn't a matter of figuring out clues and things, this could totally happen without one. Still, in this particular instance it is. ]

See, this place is closed off from most other worlds so the culprits have to be someone who's here. I'm dead, then there's Battler, Bernkastel, Lambdadelta, Ange, and Eva-Beatrice.

[ ..Who normally wouldn't actually be there but hey, it's a virus so she gets to be. Either way, Yuri's looking down at her socks. ]

Okay, there was no reason that these should be ripped, that's completely pointless now I have to get a new pair. [ She owns multiples but she's got one for every day of the week ok, she has to get a new pair.. ] I'm gonna kill whoever did this!

[fortheworld]

[Oriko why is Kyubey lounging around your neck like an animal scarf.

Oriko why are you feeding him popcorn]

And what clues are there to be had, Yuri?

[tenminutes]

Well, the rooms that are open right now are this room, Kinzo's study, chapel, garage, dining room, guest bedroom, master bedroom, guest house, cellar, garden, and the kitchen here. I don't really remember much from before I got killed this time, so it's hard for me to say. Everyone's going to have to go look for the murder weapon to figure out more than that.

[ A pause, then Yuri is going to share her 'clues' with Oriko. Basically the same as having cards. ] I don't think I was killed here though, and there are no bullets that would've been stuck in me so it wasn't a gun. With this much blood there's no way it was a hand-to-hand fight. It was definitely murder though.

[ So game-wise, the 'player' for Yuri has the cards "Kitchen," "Gun," "Martial Arts," and "Yuri Nakamura." ]

[dual_wield_hax]

Geez. You weren't kidding when you said you couldn't die easily.

[Kirito now is not the time.]

I didn't see anything on my end though.

[tenminutes]

I'm the victim, you know. If I can't recover like this how am I supposed to be ready for the next game? Though being dead kind of sucks.

[dual_wield_hax]

Do you want me to come over and take a look around?

[tenminutes]

Do you think you'd be able to solve my murder?

[dual_wield_hax]

Uh... probably can't to be honest. I don't think I could do one of those very well.

[tenminutes]

I don't have many clues either, you'd have to talk to the other possible culprits as well.

[mightletyouknowme]

[She stands with a shocked look on her face. Even though she's on video, her words scroll across the screen.]

Why would somebody kill you?

[tenminutes]

It's the game, duh. I'm the dead person. I get killed every time we get played. I just don't know which one of these idiots did it.

[mightletyouknowme]

[And then she switches to her real voice.] I thought being looked at by perverts all day was a bad job but nobody wants to play the dead person. Isn't it always the same?

[tenminutes]

[ She's not exactly sure why her voice is switching so she's kinda narrowing her eyes a bit. ]

It hurts too and I still get perverts. You'd be surprised how many of those stupid players comment on how good my thighs look with I'm passed out on the floor! Though at least it's not all the time.

[mightletyouknowme]

A lot of guys do like thighs but boobs are the most important thing, if you're worried about perverts.

But it's weird that they'd think about it when you're dead. There's no Bad End like that in my game so I don't have to worry about it.

[chestboard]

Aha.... what a turn of events!

[WHO DONE IT?!]

Who was it, just who was it?!

[tenminutes]

I don't know, I didn't see! [ As per usual of course. It wouldn't be a game if the dead person could say every time. ]

It wasn't me though and it wasn't here. Help me solve my murder.

[chestboard]

Don't worry, I'm wonderful detective!

So, what was the last thing you remember?

[tenminutes]

I think I was going to meet someone but I don't remember who it was. I know it wasn't in the kitchen and there aren't any bullet holes in my clothes, so it wasn't with a gun. I think I'd remember a hand-to-hand fight too, so it probably wasn't that.

[chestboard]

Even if there's no bullet holes in your clothes, there's always your head. How is your head, anyway?

[he has far too many questions here, he's already thinking of everything, flipping the chessboard over and all that.]

[shinjaeba]

Kiyaha! Now it gets good. So, from your previous comments, it's actually a murder this time. Good. It's always boring when it's not.

[tenminutes]

Of course it is. Usually it's an accident when I do it myself.

[ She doesn't like doing it to herself. It's no fun for her that way either. ]

At least it's not as bloody as the last time I woke up in the kitchen. I swear I woke up thinking I was going to drown in my own blood. I guess you didn't do it since you're actually excited though. If you already knew the answer you wouldn't be half as chipper with your "Kiyaha!"

[shinjaeba]

Hey! I always like it when I'm the culprit. Like last time! It was fun...but really, the player was an idiot. Didn't he read the part where it says we didn't have to give the full truth on our clues?

[Shh... She actually likes the misdirection part of the game. Which makes being the culprit fun but then she shrugs.] Though, it seems this time it's not me. I was in Kinzo's study and there sure wasn't any blood there. You can check it yourself.

[tenminutes]

Well if you're trying not to get caught wouldn't you say it wasn't you anyway?

[ You just said you didn't have to give out the truth Evatrice.. ] Let's go check out the study to verify it though.

[shinjaeba]

The same could be said of you.

[She said she didn't have to say the truth outright. She didn't say she could lie outright.] Fine, I'm sure that you'll see that I'm telling the truth.

[Time to go to the Study! Which is, as Evatrice said, is completely free of blood.]