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[tenminutes]

Christmas Wish Lists. Go. At least 5 items minimum. Anyone can reply, I may or may not actually get you something, but even if I don't at least it's up here for everyone to see.

Don't say ridiculous things like your own planet or you'll end up with a planet-sized lump on your head!

Comments

[tenminutes]

Good, think on it.

[ifbymyhands]

Can you still get just about anything?

[tenminutes]

I don't know, it depends. What are you thinking of?

[ifbymyhands]

I'm making conversation.

[tenminutes]

Well it's not like I could ever get just about anything. I'm just really resourceful. I've got the same amount of ability as anyone else to get things.

[ifbymyhands]

...I'll need a little time.

[tenminutes]

Well you don't have too much. It's not like Christmas is going to wait.

[ifbymyhands]

Fine, then I want something that wasn't invented in 2003.

[tenminutes]

I'm living in 1986 right now and I have no idea what was invented in 2003. Just pick something you actually want or I'm going to get you something increasingly horrible for each time you don't answer.

[ifbymyhands]

Seriously? Fine, I'll ask someone what I want.

[tenminutes]

Presently you're at jelly bean pooping cow toy.

[ifbymyhands]

Ew, no! Fine. Just get me a balloon from the fair or something.

[tenminutes]

That's stupid. Now I'm going to find you a poop toy that poops jelly beans.

[ifbymyhands]

It is not stupid, it's a valid answer!

[tenminutes]

Sure it is. There aren't any fairs going on right now, and definitely not in Rokkenjima or the afterlife.

[ifbymyhands]

You said you could get anything anyone else could.

[tenminutes]

Within reason. I can't make a fair happen.

[ifbymyhands]

You could make balloons happen. Maybe even cotton candy.

[tenminutes]

..Maybe a balloon filled with cotton candy!

[ifbymyhands]

Doesn't that miss the point of both?

[tenminutes]

It'll still be partially filled with helium so when you poke it with a needle, it'll explode and start snowing cotton candy. It's a Christmas miracle.

[ifbymyhands]

Ew.

[tenminutes]

What's so gross about that!?

[ifbymyhands]

Can't you get, like, helium poisoning or something?

[tenminutes]

I think that only happens if you breathe in pure helium. If you pop the balloon first there shouldn't be a problem.