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[tenminutes]

Christmas Wish Lists. Go. At least 5 items minimum. Anyone can reply, I may or may not actually get you something, but even if I don't at least it's up here for everyone to see.

Don't say ridiculous things like your own planet or you'll end up with a planet-sized lump on your head!

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[ifbymyhands]

After you threatened to get me rocks on my birthday, I'm a little afraid, you know.

[tenminutes]

I don't recall that incident at all~ Must've been someone else!

[ Nope nope nope! Only she does but she's going to pretend not to. ]

[ifbymyhands]

I thought you couldn't get amnesia after you'd already been dead for a while, Yuri.

[tenminutes]

So? What do you want for Christmas?

voice;

[entreats]

How are you even going to get a lump the size of a planet?

[ These are the real questions that need to be asked by now, obviously.. but Ange's not really in the mood anymore to celebrate Christmas by now, so she might as well tiptoe around the issue. ]

voice;

[tenminutes]

A really really hard hit to the head.

[entreats]

Just an exaggeration, huh? And here I thought we could at least see something remotely interesting.

[tenminutes]

Ange, do you want a planet-sized lump on your head?

[dual_wield_hax]

Hmmm, probably not something edible for the time being...

[tenminutes]

Still stuffed from Thanksgiving?

[dual_wield_hax]

Kinda yeah. And I'm not too sure if we can get the food over here too.

[tenminutes]

True enough. What do you want then?

[powerofpink]

Don't worry too much about it if it's out of your price range, but if you can manage it, I could use a digital camera.

Also, did you mean a five item minimum or maximum? Because there are some people who'd put up 500 things to spite you.

[tenminutes]

Minimum and if I get a 500 item list I'll probably pick from the top 10 items, which means it will have wasted that person's time more than mine.

[powerofpink]

Not 500 pieces of coal for them?

[tenminutes]

I never understood why coal was a bad thing. If I got a big bag of goal, I'd hold a barbecue paid for by whoever thought they were being a wise guy.

[material_guy]

A world hop thing, an indestructible suit of armor, a jet hangar, a jet... An air hockey table would be cool, I played that once on a plane, but if you can't get the plane, the table's a start. A yacht or a kayak if you're cheap. Good strong specialty liquor from different worlds's always a hit, cigarettes or cigars that're good quality taste different from different places and they can be good, cell phones're good 'cause they can get used around here for guys on the job, I don't have any computer games besides a solitaire thing and some lame 2D crap so those could be fun, any kinda card games or board games that're unique to different worlds're fun, those wireless storage drive things that let you hold stuff off the computer for back ups, if you're lookin' to go cheap, cool ice molds are kinda neat, or futuristic lighters are good since anyone'll go through a bunch of them.

I don't think a lotta people know I got a dog, so if you get some kinda fun toy thing for him, I'll go ahead and consider that one for me, but you really oughtta get us both something. He's crappy at fetch and never brings stuff back but he's good at chasing it and chewing on stuff....

[tenminutes]

Thank you for being the only person to actually give a useful answer and I meant that completely sincerely.

--Also when did you get a dog!?

[material_guy]

This's the time of year where being shy about what you want's just a pain to everyone else!

Nn? Ah, lesse, it's been... Three years now, probably about four this spring, I guess.

[glimmerous_fop]

Playing Santa this year? I don't have any wishes for myself really to be honest.

[tenminutes]

Santa would be a lot less grumbly about Greed being the only remotely cooperative one.

[glimmerous_fop]

Greed has an endless supply of wants, that's just natural. What can you do about worldhopping devices then?

[handwritten]

[mapsmikanmoney]

Money, money, money, money, and money!


So what's Christmas?

[handwritten]

[tenminutes]

No money. There isn't any money in the afterlife so I'm dirt poor. Plus that only counts as one thing, so pick four more for your list!

It's a holiday about buying presents and a fat man in a red suit who breaks into peoples' houses, eats all of their cookies and milk, then leaves presents in their house.

[handwritten]

[mapsmikanmoney]

The afterlife? Is that the name of your country?

That's a weird idea for a holiday.