[because J]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Damn, lost Kirito's signal. Hope that doesn't mean anything. And just when I was gonna look at the engine to figure out how to get him out.

Also, for the life of me, I can't find a box of fireworks. I'm not too worried--Ryuji probably got rid of them on me, but...

[pause]

[LONG pause]

Why is there an elephant in the Command Center?

For that matter, HOW is there an elephant in the Command Center?

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

IS THE ELEPHANT DRUNK?!

[sumofallreds]

Oh most likely.

[boostup4beetbuster]

WHAT THE HELL? WHO DOES THAT?

[give him time. He hasn't noticed the fireworks. Yet.]

[sumofallreds]

Oh...someone you know VERY well who believes anything thats told to him when he's curious.

[boostup4beetbuster]

DAMN YOU!

[sumofallreds]

Consider us even.

[boostup4beetbuster]

FOR WHAT? I DIDN'T LEAVE A DRUNKEN ANIMAL IN YOUR BASE!

[sumofallreds]

For all the brain breaking you and your robot have driven me to drink over.

[boostup4beetbuster]

BUT...ELEPHANT.

[sumofallreds]

I know. It was the first thing I found looking in here.

[Oh look: GaoElephant.]

[boostup4beetbuster]

ELEPHANT.

[You done broke him good.]

[sumofallreds]

I should've somehow worked a pumpkin in there....

[boostup4beetbuster]

What is wrong with you?

[sumofallreds]

Pirate. Gotta let my evil instincts out somehow.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Damn pirates. Damn all of you. And your damn bird too.