[Newspaper clipping showing up on a computer screen or equivalent]

[alldevouringabomination]

Unusual customer visits restaurant, almost drives it out of business

Satori's Meat House reached record expenses for all 16 years of its operation today, when a patron no one could have expected showed up.

"It was like a swarm of locusts appeared in the middle of the building and made all the food disappear," Aino Hiroma, another customer who bore witness to the incident, recounts. "This pink ball with legs literally sucked up the entire buffet, faster than any human could eat."

Fortunately, not only was no one hurt by this supreme display of gluttony, the apparently not quite human visitor was able to pay for (presumably) his meal with a ticket.

Soon after, the town was awash with activity, as claims of government secret weapon testing, aliens, and even fairies saturated the social media sites, news stations, and telephones.

The strange visitor himself could not be reached for comment.

"I just hope this won't be a repeat occurrence," says Megashi Sai, owner. "How did he manage to get a ticket anyway?"

[Video]

Ermeii~

[Kirby sure is content! He's practically skipping back to his house.]

Comments

[icantbelievethis]

I can't believe this.

[alldevouringabomination]

Nagisa Na!

[Look who's happy to see you (and happy in general)!]

[icantbelievethis]

How much did you eat?

1/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[Huh? How does she know about-]

2/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[He then sees the newspaper clipping, as presented by his tablet-like device, being ever so helpful.

This is quite possibly the first time Nagisa can see Kirby's facepalm- equivalent. Well, now he knows. After the bodyswitch with Yayoi you'd think he'd learn, but this time it's made quite the impression.

As to Nagisa's question... Kirby draws a little building, then a circle around it. Oh dear.]

[icantbelievethis]

*facepalm*

At least he's not a Monster of the Week?

[alldevouringabomination]

Oouu.

[Kirby is getting the feeling he stumbled into something quite embarrassing, one that shouldn't be, but one of his friends looks quite perturbed.

Darn unforeseen consequences.]

[icantbelievethis]

I thought I ate a lot, but you eat way too much for normal people.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Be glad he can tell the difference between people and enemies food!]

Ee?

[Kirby will give Nagisa a lopsided look. His appetite never caused him any serious trouble before! Besides, Kirby is normal?]

[icantbelievethis]

Oh, come on...

[alldevouringabomination]

[Now Kirby is quite the sheepish-looking diner. He doesn't get what's happening, but hey, it's not bad?

He hopes?]

Vgie.

[As he rubs the back of his head, what looks like a small coupon flutters out of his... pocket? idek wtg Nintendo]

[icantbelievethis]

At least you had fun...?

[alldevouringabomination]

Po!

[Kirby nods with gusto! It's only now that he notices the small thingy he dropped, and picks it up.]

[icantbelievethis]

Uh. What's that?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby holds up the thingy close to the feed.

It is a meal ticket for an all-you-can-eat buffet, one for a business that is not Satori's Meat House.



Uh oh.]

[icantbelievethis]

*Facedesks.*

[alldevouringabomination]

[...this isn't good.

Kirby will tap the feed.]

Uwah!

[mariannethree]

How did you manage to eat so much?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby opens his mouth and pantomimes the filling up of said mouth with an assortment of delicious foodstuffs.

Hey, she should've asked for details.]

[mariannethree]

But...wouldn't you get bigger, then?

1/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[At first, Kirby starts drawing him only getting so big before he swallows, but he then realizes that he's never seen this person before. Oops?

As always, a demonstration is in order! Kirby spies a Pile of Convenient Rocks nearby, and a huge vortex of wind is summoned as Kirby literally sucks up the rocks (and for some reason, helpful mood music starts up)!]

2/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[And lo, Kirby has indeed managed to send a volume of rock many times bigger than he down his gullet.

He didn't quite intend getting Stone while he was at it, but he got his point across, didn't he?

Just don't ask how it could possibly work. Even he doesn't know the details.]

[mariannethree]

How...no, I'm not even going to question it. That is a very impressive skill!

Do you always turn into the thing you eat?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Stone Kirby shakes his head. It's actually a good thing when you think about it.]

[mariannethree]

Can you control it?

[alldevouringabomination]

[...Kirby's going to shake no, beyond being careful about what he swallows. There are downsides to this powerset. WHO KNEW RIGHT?]

[mariannethree]

Oh, that's unfortunate. How do you know what you can and cannot eat?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby shrugs. It's not instinctual; Kirby draws himself trying to inhale all sorts of things and it's clear that's it's mostly trial and error.]

[mariannethree]

Doesn't that ever worry you? Its so...random!

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby spits out the stones, reverting back to Normal! They rest next to him now.

Does that soothe her worries?]

[mariannethree]

So you can control it a bit.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby nods! There's nothing to worry about! good thing Kirby can't say that out loud.]

[mariannethree]

It must be nice, to be able to just eat anything that bothers you.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Not quite accurate, but Kirby will nod anyway. Being an Extreme Omnivore has its perks, who knew?]