Do you want to fight a snowman?

[willtolove]

[Will is on that ski trip, but for the moment, she seems content playing in the snow, making a snowman. During a virus. Oops. Sure enough, it starts attacking her and throwing snowballs.]

Whoa, hey! Since when do snowmen fight back?!

Comments

[material_guy]

Whatever you do don't try to make 'em blonde---no, come to think of it, they all attacked anyway, didn't they?

[willtolove]

Yeah, all of a sudden this happened!

...What does blonde have to do with it anyway?

[material_guy]

Well, if you try to make yellow snow, it turns out people made out of snow don't really like that... So on the one hand, some people said of course they were gonna attack me, but on the other hand, I mean, I made them, they oughtta have some gratitude, don'tcha think?

[willtolove]

Ew, okay, no, sorry I asked!

[juicy_egotist]

Do you want to fight a snowman?
Do you want to knock them down?

[willtolove]

THAT IS NOT HELPING!

[juicy_egotist]

I thought it was singing time.

[willtolove]

Why would it be singing time? I'm being attacked by a killer snowman, and my powers do NOT include anything about ice or snow.

[juicy_egotist]

Perhaps you can make it a singing time.

[willtolove]

What, like...

Hit them with a snowball now
And they'll go pow
All across the town?

[hunterofpeace]

THERE'S SOMEBODY INSIDE THE SNOW!

[willtolove]

Nobody's in there! It's just snow! And it's attacking me!

[hunterofpeace]

It's the men in the snow! Don't just stand there, run!

[willtolove]

I'm trying to fight back, they're...

[A huge wave of snow is coming for her]

Uh-oh.

[hunterofpeace]

Don't worry about fighting! Just get out of there before you get hurt! Running away is your friend!

[notmynature]

...What the hell?

[willtolove]

I don't know! I decided to build a snowman and now it's throwing snowballs at me!

[notmynature]

What kind of fucked up thing is that?! Knock it over!

[willtolove]

[So she does. But the mound pulls her down.]

WHOA!

[Splat! Stupidest looking snow angel ever.]

[notmynature]

Hey, you okay? Can you drown in snow?

[Text]

[cakeandpain]

[Legato was pretty startled when he saw this little clip in his 'diary'. Not because he cared about the piece of trash that was getting pummeled by snowmen, but because there was actually snow. For a person who had lived on a desert planet all his life, something this mundane was something wonderful-something to take the edge off living, even if it couldn't do it for a long time.]

..Perhaps it it because of the Viruses that lurk backstage, waiting for the right cue to call them on.

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[willtolove]

I guess, but why make snowmen attack?

[Text]

[cakeandpain]

Perhaps it is to amuse those who have constructed this stage and secretly make changes in the script. That is what I have heard, at the very least.

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[willtolove]

Yeah, but it seems kinda random.

[Text]

[cakeandpain]

There isn't any way to predict when these viruses will leap into our plays, so it shall seem random to us. I was told that their curtain does eventually fall though.