Do you want to fight a snowman?

[willtolove]

[Will is on that ski trip, but for the moment, she seems content playing in the snow, making a snowman. During a virus. Oops. Sure enough, it starts attacking her and throwing snowballs.]

Whoa, hey! Since when do snowmen fight back?!

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[willtolove]

What, like...

Hit them with a snowball now
And they'll go pow
All across the town?

[juicy_egotist]

Perhaps you can see the lights go out
when you smack them in the face
Do you want to fight a snowman?
It could be a bunny snowman.

[willtolove]

[SPLAT. Well, that didn't work.]

Go away, J.

[juicy_egotist]

Okay fiiiine.

[But soon he's back.]

Do you want to fight a snowman?
You could use some fire now.
I think there's flaming torches now
it's like a minecraft hall
can you say it proud?

[willtolove]

[And she's flying over the snowmen and trying to block attacks]

It gets a little crazy!
No element!
How exactly do I fight back?

[Punch! Splat! Ow!]

[juicy_egotist]

Do you want to fight a snowman?
You could try to make a stick now.

[willtolove]

[Too bad Will doesn't have lightning, because she'd be zapping these things left and right. As it stands, she's settled for throwing rocks at them.]

You say "Keep trying," and I'm trying to!
My attacks aren't going through
I don't know HOW!

[juicy_egotist]

[Seems like she's having trouble at least.]

Do you want to fight a snowman?
Maybe settle for a round?

[willtolove]

I don't have enough power!
Just flight and strength.
It's not getting me anywhere!
...I don't wanna fight a snowman.

[juicy_egotist]

Maybe run away from the snowman...?

[willtolove]

Wait, why am I singing with you?

[juicy_egotist]

Who knows...?

[willtolove]

...I'm gonna go get my butt kicked and lose Matt to a snobby exchange student now.