[Timewarp virus]

[tigressburningbright]

[Is that Artemis looking older and...sicker?]

Okay, as it turns out? The worst part of having a boyfriend with a super-sonic metabolism isn't the grocery bills. It's the fact that a few too many drinks on date night murder me the next day while he's bright, cheerful, and devouring an entire batch of pancakes.

Remind me again why I love him?

[She might not have noticed the timeline's off.]

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

'Cause everyone's weird about that.

[tigressburningbright]

[pause, doubletake.]

Makoto? You're...well, you're exactly the same.

...I'm hungover and dealing with a virus, aren't I?

[yes_im_kawaii]

*scratches behind her ears* Yeah. Everyone's all weird and it rained more meat buns than I can even eat.

[tigressburningbright]

Isn't the last one a dream come true for you?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Of course! I mean, then I started feeling sick, but that's just stupid.

[tigressburningbright]

Well, yeah, that's what happens when you end up with that much food.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu... But it might never happen again!

[tigressburningbright]

You could always try freezing it. I'm sure J can't possibly stuff that much enetron in the freezer.

[yes_im_kawaii]

What if someone complains?

[tigressburningbright]

All the stuff Jin and J pull, and you really think you're going to get in trouble over stuffing the freezer with food?

[yes_im_kawaii]

...Okay! Then I'll stuff every freezer with meat buns! And the fridge!

[tigressburningbright]

Have fun.

[yes_im_kawaii]

*you are a bad influence*

[tigressburningbright]

[Someone has to be]