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[former_endboss]

[There comes a time in every evil maiden's life when enough is enough. When you've been begging and pleading for long enough. When you're ready, at last, to take matters into your own hands and start killing some people.

But first, you need an escape route. And well, Mir wouldn't say she planned this one. But if a girl falls into your lap and shares your soul-space, well, there's no reason not to take advantage of it. First, a disguise. What did Tylia look like-no, what did these fools THINK she looked like? There. Mir looked nothing like herself now.

Now, it was time for lights, camera and...action! Time to scam the heroes like they've never been scammed before.]

You're Lyner Barstet...

((ooc: Mir is making her move and getting a small canon update. Feel free to call her out on pretending to be a goddess, or just being a trickster...for now.))

Comments

[icantbelievethis]

You what--!?

[former_endboss]

Hmmm? Oh, did you see that? Well, it hardly matters.

[icantbelievethis]

When you say that, you mean it really does!

[former_endboss]

No, I mean it really hardly matters. There's nothing you can do to stop my plans after all.

[icantbelievethis]

There's always something. No one's gonna just sit here.

[former_endboss]

Well, there might be something you can do. But I'm not about to give you hints as to how to stop what I've got planned. This is the product of decades of planning and I won't risk it gloating, no matter how cathartic.

[ooc: Man, do you think Mir should explain all the sex puns in Romeo and Juliet to Honoka some time? I think she knows where that 'happy dagger' was supposed to be sheathed in Juliet. :D]

[icantbelievethis]

No way you're getting away with running around like you own the place. We know you have a reason to hate humans, but that doesn't make it right!

[former_endboss]

Your pious and pathetic prattle is starting to bore me. You've got no right to judge me, and you've not going to do more than puff yourself up.

[icantbelievethis]

Who peed in your corn flakes?

[former_endboss]

Perhaps it was a nosy teenage girl who doesn't know when to shut up and back up.

[icantbelievethis]

You're not getting away with it anyway, so quit acting all smug. Go die in a firework.

[former_endboss]

How can I die twice? No, I think I'll resurect myself first.

[icantbelievethis]

People always say "die twice".

[former_endboss]

Literally no one except you says that. It's a fact.

[icantbelievethis]

No way!

[former_endboss]

I'm afraid so. It's a bit of a shame that nobody else points this out to you.

[icantbelievethis]

Anyone else ever would say "die twice".

[former_endboss]

I sincerely hope that you can one day find the psychological help you so clearly need. At least, for the sake of my own sanity.