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[icantbelievethis]

I've been thinking too much about my screwups and the things I regret. Everyone says "think positive", so...

Hey, everybody! What are some things you're proud of doing?

No saying "destroying the world" or whatever. In fact, all evil stuff is banned, okay?

Comments

[icantbelievethis]

I'd rather just fix time.

[pikapikapikarin]

Really though, can we pinpoint when this all started?

[icantbelievethis]

I dunno. One year, I was aging and Karen wasn't. The next, none of us were.

[pikapikapikarin]

So working backwards, logically, wouldn't have this started with Karen?

[icantbelievethis]

Unless there's some other Precure we don't know about who's been stuck even longer.

[pikapikapikarin]

Lets be all honest, who do we know that is still here, and has been here longer than the two of us collectively? We've whiddled down from almost 10 of us to 3.

[icantbelievethis]

Unless this has nothing to do with us.

[pikapikapikarin]

It's all likely of course. But there's no proof, only weird conjecture. [Yayoi's proud she knows that word.]

[icantbelievethis]

I'm tired of weird confections. I just wanna be my actual age.

[pikapikapikarin]

I'll start digging then. There's got to be some reason.

[icantbelievethis]

Is there a time-themed Precure yet?

[pikapikapikarin]

Last I checked, there wasn't, but you never know.

[icantbelievethis]

Well, you're the expert...

[pikapikapikarin]

I only have so much information y'know.

[icantbelievethis]

Compared to us!

[pikapikapikarin]

Oh c'mon, it's twenty minutes and google.

[icantbelievethis]

And dirty pictures!

[pikapikapikarin]

That's why you don't click the image tabs.

[icantbelievethis]

I can't look at Honoka's chemistry club work the same way again...

[pikapikapikarin]

You poor, poor girl.

[icantbelievethis]

Why do people do this stuff?

[pikapikapikarin]

Well, if it helps, Doujins believe I'm some kind of wild dominatrix.

[icantbelievethis]

Dominawhatnow? You?

[pikapikapikarin]

Yeah. I apparently lure innocent students to their sexual awakenings.

[icantbelievethis]

Like the stuff people say about Karen behind her back?