Crazy Train

[juicy_egotist]

I am back.

I took a ride on a Crazy Train.

It was enlightening and now I want enetron barbecue.

Comments

[alldevouringabomination]

[You're in luck, because Kirby has stumbled on Cook at just this moment. Despite still being on the world map surrounded by a land of sweets, he just so happened to want something different.

Not that he knows what enetron is, but still.]

[juicy_egotist]

You look like you are in a delicious zone.

[alldevouringabomination]

[A pastry has already been broken off a bigger pastry and eaten. But that's not the point.

What is, is that Cook Kirby has drawn a picture of a barbecue with a teal E on top of it. It is being shown to J.]

[juicy_egotist]

That is not BBQ. That is an E.

[alldevouringabomination]

[...

Cook Kirby edits his drawing so a teal BBQ replaces the E.]

[juicy_egotist]

That is now teal BBQ. Which is neither enetron or BBQ flavored. Try again.

One of the best parts of RP is the dumb yet entertaining stuff you get into.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Now instead of letters there's a weird energy thingie on top of the barbecue.

It's clear that he's missing something.]

[juicy_egotist]

It is not right yet. Try once more.

[alldevouringabomination]

[You must have done something right, J, because Kirby draws a fuel can on top of the barbecue. Rather hastily.]

[juicy_egotist]

That would explode. And take out a city block.

[alldevouringabomination]

[AUUUGH

Now there's large assortment of objects on the grill barbecue!

It's trial and error at this point.]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Huh. I was wondering why nothing was popping up in front of me.

[Worst partner ever.]

[juicy_egotist]

Enetron is made of fuel. Fuel does not BBQ. But it can be flavored.

[juicy_egotist]

Right says hello.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Now you tell him!

Cook Kirby gets on the Warp Star and flies away!

A minute later he comes back with a bottle in his hands. Where he managed to get barbecue flavouring, only he knows.

He holds up said bottle to the feed.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Does enetron barbecue even exist? I guess an enetron-powered barbecue to cook normal stuff could exist, but I don't think that's the same thing.

[juicy_egotist]

That is a start. You can try from there.

[juicy_egotist]

It doesn't exist, but I wish for it to exist.

[yes_im_kawaii]

How come? It's not barbecue time, it's cold. Did you go to Australia or something, where it's hot instead?

[juicy_egotist]

I teleported to the future. It was very crazy.

[yes_im_kawaii]

We didn't get to go with you?

[juicy_egotist]

I used the experimental jump system. It would have harmed humans without testing first.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu... okay. Did you have fun and bring anything cool back?

[juicy_egotist]

Zawame cookies.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Are those good?