the name's mugen don't forget it i'm gonna be the strongest damn guy in all of japan and i'll cut an

[unfinite]

so i'm training these beetles for fighting so i can earn prize money right and it turns out i'm the best beetle trainer in the entire fucking world, thank you, and my beetle becomes king of the ring or what the hell ever and this guy dumps this huge wooden box thing that makes a bunch of weird airy noises on my lap instead of cash and what the hell am i supposed to do with it i ask him and this bitch i travel with tells me "mugen that's a computer" and i'm like yeah, okay, what the fuck is a computer, and so she pokes around and the computer takes me here and i'm talking to people? who are you people where do you come from and do you know how to use swords

bitch keeps telling me i need to learn how to use punctuation but what is that

[ Of course, I do plan on having Mugen learn how to punctuate and all that eventually! I just hope a post like this is okay meanwhile as he tries to learn both it and technology? Guy isn't the smartest crayon in the box, after all. ]

Comments

[blahblahblah]

Beetle fighting. That has got to be the lamest thing I've ever heard of. Not that I know what a computer is, either. The closest thing we had to that, we don't have anymore. So you're on your own there.

[A beat.] I don't know how to use a sword, but I know a few people that can do it well enough to make up for me a few times over. [OH SPIRITS, IT'S ANOTHER YURI, ONE WAS ENOUGH]

[unfinite]

the hell do you mean beetle fighting is the lamest thing

you can't even use a sword that's the lamest thing

[mightletyouknowme]

It's the thing you need to learn if you want anybody to know what any of that even means, when you're done playing with bugs. If you would just get a normal job, you wouldn't have to do something so disgusting.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Have her push the button for video while she's at it. It'll make a lotta things easier.


[Not because he minds the lack of punctuation--his wouldn't exactly be stellar either if he could be assed to text--but because reading in general's a pain.]

[unfinite]

you saying training beetles ain't a real job girlie?

hell i've been working hard 'stead of stealing give me a fucking break

[unfinite]

[WHOA. Mugen doesn't expect to see a person. For a long while he just stares in disbelief, but then he manages to learn what the hell the guy meant by 'video button'. So he presses it.

He jumps back when he sees a little rectangle of himself in the corner.]

WHAT THE HELL, MAN.

[material_guy]

[This should be old by now, explaining the community, the internet, computers. But it's not. Greed finds himself with a too-wide grin at that reaction, barely holding in a snicker. The new guy's a lively, animated kinda guy.]

Little happier with yer bug-fighting prize now?

[mightletyouknowme]

Of course it's not. Who's going to watch beetles? They're pretty small anyway. What do you even train them to do?

[unfinite]

Am I s'posed to be?! [There's very little that's keeping Mugen from just cutting the damn box thing in half.] The hell is this? Can you see me?!

[The camera now just catches the wide gap of his loose shirt collar that appears as he leans over and pokes the video feed of the other guy. No reaction, though. So he can't feel him???]

[unfinite]

you don't know shit, babe these little guys fight against each other in a life or death match god damn it, i train mine to be the best and strongest in the whole business and they are winning

them tiny bodies pack up a serious punch. bet my beetle could take you down

[material_guy]

In hi-def. [As much as he sounds like he's gloating about that, after a moment, his expression falls, mildly disappointed.] It'd be a good angle if you were a girl...

[mightletyouknowme]

As if something like that could happen! I could easily win against a bug. I would just step on it.

[unfinite]

Oh, yeah, like you're some kinda prize. I'd've liked the box more if it gave me a chick with tits on it too, but I get your mug.

[Mugen plops back to sit cross-legged, his arms folded over his chest as he frowns at him.] Now I know y'ain't here to ogle, the fuck did you show your face for? [A pause, and then a toothy grin.]

Wanna fight?

[unfinite]

my beetle ain't just a bug no more

he's a king

and your foot won't do shit

[mightletyouknowme]

You're really an idiot, aren't you? I could beat any kind of bug. Do you even know who you're talking to?

[unfinite]

nah

you're probably just another dumb broad huh

[mightletyouknowme]

Just because I'm beautiful doesn't mean I'm stupid. I'm at the top of my class. I bet that's not something you could ever say.

[unfinite]

the fuck does top of your class even mean

and cmon girl i cant even see you like hell youre a babe

[Video]

[mightletyouknowme]

[Fine, if he doesn't believe her, she's more than confident enough to show him. The camera clicks on to show a high class, large bedroom. In the back, there's a couch in front of a television, as well as a gaming system. The girl in front of him is dressed in a sleeveless shirt and skirt, looking all too proud to... well, to be her.]

Now you can see. And it means I'm the smartest one in my class.

[unfinite]

[She has Really Great Boobs. Mugen's kind of impressed. He doesn't know what the hell she's got in the room behind her, but amazing tits. He approves. She's showing way more leg than the women he's used to do!]

ok

you're pretty damn hot for a bitch who don't know shit

[yes_im_kawaii]

Beetle fighting sounds either really cool or really stupid.

[unfinite]

IT'S COOL AS ALL HELL

[yes_im_kawaii]

AUUUU

STOP YELLING

[unfinite]

I'LL STOP ONCE YOU TAKE BACK CALLING THE BEETLES STUPID YOU BASTARD

[yes_im_kawaii]

MAYBE YOU'RE STUPIDER THAN THEY ARE