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[yes_im_kawaii]

The new guy who likes making beetles fight each other is a gross pervert cannibal!

And stupid. And he doesn't know what a robot is.

But he's gonna eat you! So don't let him eat you! Use gross guy repellent. Is there such a thing, or is there just bug repellent? Spray OFF on your house or something.

So there!

Comments

I apologize for nothing.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Oh no!]



[Beetle Kirby does not like the sound of that. He draws a picture of a guy that isn't him eating everything!]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Your helmet looks cool. How do you get one?

Eww, yeah! That kind of person is gross!

[alldevouringabomination]

[In response to her question, Beetle Kirby will just draw this.]

Vroom!

[yes_im_kawaii]

You get it off a bug?

[alldevouringabomination]

[...close enough. Beetle Kirby nods.

To show her THE TRUTH would frighten the poor dear.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Huh. The only bugs I know that big are robots.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Robots, yay! Beetle Kirby does a loop-de-loop before drawing a big robot.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I know those, too! I got to learn how to drive one.

[alldevouringabomination]

[You DID? Beetle Kirby leans into the feed, his gaze unwavering.]

Whoaaa!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Yeah! It was fun, even though I had to do my homework first.

[alldevouringabomination]

Vroom vroom!

[Guess what Kirby's thinking about now? Spoilers: it's related to machines.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Do you have them too?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby nods. He then draws this:]



[Intimidating, isn't it?]

[yes_im_kawaii]

...It looks like a dog.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Beetle Kirby looks at his picture.

Then back at Makoto.

...nope. not seeing it. Have a befuddled look.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Or maybe like a bunny?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Have a Look, Makoto. Kirby shakes his head.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

It totally does! Except a robot. Auu.

[alldevouringabomination]

[It is clear from Kirby's expression that he quite strongly disagrees with you, Makoto.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

What do you think it looks like, then?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby draws a picture of a robot, since that's what it looks like.

Obviously.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

A robot can look like a robot and still look like another thing, too. Like how J's a stag beetle man and he's still a robot.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby draws a robot that actually looks like a rabbit.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

That's just a robot that doesn't look like anything. That's weird. They should look like other things.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby facepalms. He draws an actual rabbit alongside the robot one.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

That's just a rabbit.

[alldevouringabomination]

[He draws a bunch of rabbits around the rabbit robot. Does she not see the resemblance?]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I said it was a bunny after you said it wasn't a dog, and you said no!

[alldevouringabomination]

[It is then that Kirby realizes that he is arguing about something really stupid. So have this image of a bunny with a pancake on its head he'll do a quick loop-de-loop with Beetle, then slam the ground.

Look, a distraction!]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Bwaaah!

[alldevouringabomination]

{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]

Poyo!

[Video]

[material_guy]

The cannibal part's new. He threaten to bite your head off or somethin'?

[Video]

[yes_im_kawaii]

He called me a shrimp, and then when I said that was something you eat, he said he was gonna eat ME. Obviously.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Instead of repellant or whatever, you oughtta pepper spray him, then eat him!

[Video]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I'm not gonna eat someone! That's nasty.

[Video]

[material_guy]

A lotta people have to explain jokes to you, don't they?

[Video]

[yes_im_kawaii]

What kind of joke is that?

[Video]

[material_guy]

A kid friendly one. From me. You really oughtta be a lot more impressed.

[Video]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I'm not a kid, anyway! Why does everybody act like I am?