Intro - What better time than during a grabbag!

[wayoutsidethebox]

So, this thing seems unhackable, which is pretty impressive because nothing's unhackable. As far as I can tell, there's nothing to hack, which makes even less sense. If we're all connected, there should be a server.

[The girl - woman, early twenties it seems - is sitting cross legged on the bed of a small room, staring at the laptop.]

I'm wondering if this is some kind of alien technology. I took a look around, saw some posts and most of it... sometimes, crazy isn't a strong enough word. So, I could be talking to a lot of psychos here but help me out. Different worlds? Universes? Something out of a sci-fi Harry Potter Lord of the Rings?

Comments

[unfinite]

??????????????????????????????????????

i get meat bread and lettuce and that youre insinuating im a wimp

you butthead

These conversations crack me up

[wayoutsidethebox]

Whoa, third grade insult book there... knuckle face.

[She switches to text long enough to send a link.]

http://www.saraleedeli.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/web-sandwich-toasted-ham.jpg <- Click that

just imagining mugen having to censor himself is the most stupid thing

[unfinite]

YOURE A KNUCKLEFACE YOU BIG HEAD OF LETTUCE

[So much anger. So little ways to let it out!]

thats the sandwich tho isnt it

it looks delicious and expensive

Having Skye trying to figure out why she's met Mr. Rogers with anger issues is pretty funny, too

[wayoutsidethebox]

Did anybody tell you you have a lot of anger issues? We just met, you know? I haven't, like, killed your dog in a past life or anything. So, chill, we can all be friends here.

As for the sandwich, no way, it's super cheap unless you worry about fancy hams or something like that. This is the answer to busy Mom's and lazy ...everybody else's around the world.

[unfinite]

ain't exactly in the best mood with the fact that there's somethin' wrong with my silly noggin so forgive me

[Does sarcasm transmit over the Internet? Whatever.]

yknow i don't even got a clue what the doodle ham is right

[wayoutsidethebox]

No, since pretty much everybody on the planet knows what ham is. Are you amish or something? The 'or something' seems more likely.

[unfinite]

or.............something.....probably

whats an amish

can you kill it

[wayoutsidethebox]

Drunk test: 12x12.

oh my GOD

[unfinite]

????????????????????????????

[wayoutsidethebox]

I don't... I can't even figure out if you don't know the answer or if you can't even figure out the question.

Some advice? Give up the keys, go home, and sleep it off.

[unfinite]

everything you're saying is coming to me like ??????????

and that's something because i can see you talking and i know this is supposed to make sense somehow but it doesn't

what the hell kinda opium you been smoking girl

[wayoutsidethebox]

I'm really totally lost on how much you're not getting so let's start over. Not that you'll remember this conversation tomorrow.

I'm Skye. [And since he seems to misunderstand everything she says...] That's my name, not the blue thing.

[unfinite]

... ok

im ∞

[wayoutsidethebox]

Wait, did you just tell me your name is infinity?

[unfinite]

you can read can't you

I make up words. It's what I do

[wayoutsidethebox]

Yeah, Hooked on Phonics'ed it and everything. That is an infinity sign.