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[yes_im_kawaii]

[Makoto's got the daydream virus, it looks like... A vision of her in her cheap, cobbled-together hero costume pops up on the screen.]

I should have a better coat.

[Instead of a purloined leather jacket over someone's bedazzled labcoat, the vision of Makoto is now wearing something that actually resembles the Go-Busters' uniform jackets and gloves. And they say family doesn't influence rebellious teenagers.]

In a better colour.

[White. No, purple. No, orange. No, green. It continues to cycle through five shades each of every non-taken colour she can think of.]

An actual helmet instead of a bike helmet. But then I don't know what to do about the sunglasses. Auu.

[Tacky pairs of sunglasses cycle through, jamming themselves into full-face helmets. None of them look very practical. Or good.]

And lasers!

[Now she's adding random weapons everywhere. Many of them probably horribly impractical.]

And, and...

[This might continue for a while.]

Comments

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Hooray! Karen is here! Now we can put an end to this insanity! Karen will surely say something that will be helpful!]

Lasers are fine, but you need something for close combat, too.

[yes_im_kawaii]

You're the person who said I shouldn't ban studying if I take over the world. How come you're helping me now?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Those two things are completely unrelated.

[yes_im_kawaii]

...Okay. I guess if the community posted what I was thinking about, it means I should get help. What other things should I have? I bet we have plenty of things in weapon storage.

[oceanicbutterfly]

What about a sword?

[Karen you're just saying that because you have a sword.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Yeah! Everyone at home has swords to go with their blasters and stuff! And they turn into other things. I should borrow one.

That gross pervert cannibal guy has a sword, too, though. But I bet his doesn't turn into stuff.

[oceanicbutterfly]

If it does, you'll just have to defeat it with yours.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Ours turn into binoculars. I bet no one else's do. Except Jin and J have cooler-looking ones and those turn into steering wheels. I bet yours doesn't do that either.

[Makoto has once again taken ownership of things that do not belong to her.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

...I have to say, I've never had a sword that turns into a steering wheel. Why do they do that, again?

[yes_im_kawaii]

'Cause then the steering wheels go in the Buster Vehicles. And it's cool.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Wouldn't it be easier for the vehicle to have its own steering wheel?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Umm...

Uh...

I don't know, it's just cool! It's not like you're always driving things when you fight anyway! I bet you don't even have any giant robots that turn into cars and stuff or anything.

[oceanicbutterfly]

That's a fair point, I suppose. I've never really needed anything like that.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Really? Don't you fight things that turn big, ever?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Yes.

[yes_im_kawaii]

And you just fight them on foot? That must take forever.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It works well enough for us.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Well, I get to learn to drive before I'm 20. J let me drive RH-03 when Youko wasn't using it because I finished my homework. And he said I did decent even though I stepped on the tree. So there.