kingsofafeather: (the king said)
The King ([personal profile] kingsofafeather) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2015-09-21 10:42 pm


[There is a bird in a throne room here.

It's definitely a throne room - although most throne rooms don't have giant mushrooms growing and large crystals and plants next to the lights, there is a very nice throne in the middle of it. So it's a throne room.

It's probably a bird. Though most birds don't wear crowns or fancy robes. And most don't talk.]

His Royal Highness, the King!

[Trumpets play. It's not clear where from.]

Hello, I am the King.

[The King clears his throat.] This is a very strange thing. There are not usually computers on the Holiday Star. The King does not understand how this one got here. The King is very worried that scarier things than computers might suddenly appear.

But, it is nice to see people from far away. The King is very busy on the Holiday Star and cannot travel. The King would like to say hello to everybirdie.

...There aren't many birdies here, are there? Very strange. Very, very strange. The King would like to know why, if that is okay.

[The message ends soon after - apparently the King does not have any trouble operating a computer with wings.]
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
As far as I can tell, it is the human data information center. The Internet.

I hear there are a lot of cats.

[Heart gave him a look.] You are a bird.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Heart gave him a look, raising an eyebrow before snorting.] I am no human, I am more than a human.

You can call my people Roidmude.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph, for a talking bird and a ruler, you have a lot to learn if you are going to protect your people.

[And Heart is slightly unimpressed at the moment.]
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Really? What's stopping someone from portaling over and shooting up the place?

[No that's not a threat. Just a question Heart was wondering. How does a bird protect its people?]
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Heart held up a device that was provided to him.] This apparently allows me free access to your realm.

What's to say anyone else has one?
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 03:18 am (UTC)(link)

Caring for your people is a sign of a leader then.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Very good. I'm glad to talk to you then.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's Heart.

I am Heart, the leader of the Roidmudes.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Likewise. It's uncommon to find rulers in this world, or in others who aren't human.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I would prefer it if you protected your friends, oh King. It would be more of what a ruler needs to do.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. [He liked the idea of having a good leader after all.]
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Driven. We have a single purpose and that is to prove ourselves better than humans.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-22 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
One would think so, but there is a foe among them that we... [what is the word for it? Fear? No, respect? Maybe.] oppose.

He is the Kamen Rider.
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[personal profile] heartofthegroup 2015-09-23 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a name that we're not fond of around these parts at least.
yes_im_kawaii: Nekotari, Makoto's robotic cat. (nekotari)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[A tiny robotic cat has turned the feed on. From the video, it appears to be in a large briefing room of some kind and has tracked mud all around the place, especially on the paperwork scattered across the desk it's sitting on.

It paws at the screen.]
yes_im_kawaii: Nekotari, Makoto's robotic cat. (nekotari)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Nekotari tilts its head, makes a chirping noise, and picks up some paperwork with its mouth.]
yes_im_kawaii: Nekotari, Makoto's robotic cat. (nekotari)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[The cat in question drops the paper and starts sort of... mashing on the keyboard, leaving muddy pawprints.]

yes_im_kawaii: Snuggling Piro. (yeah i'm an animal person)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 03:08 am (UTC)(link)

[The voice does not belong to the cat, but to a girl coming in from offscreen in an awful cobbled-together hero costume with a backpack bulging with snack foods and "borrowed" weaponry.]

We gotta go or we'll get in trouble for the mess. ...How come you're using the computer?

[Nekotari makes a chirp and hops up into Makoto's arms. Makoto stares at the video feed.]

There's a bird.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto not wanting to eat konnyaku. (tastes like glue)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[She blinks and looks disoriented for a moment, then shakes her head.] Auu? Nekotari isn't scary. Even if it only likes me. Besides, it doesn't even eat birds. It drinks fuel.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto pouting. (hungry...)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Is that your name? That's a weird name. I'm Sawatari Makoto, and this is Nekotari Meat Bun.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto standing on the swings. (how do i swing)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I think you can name your cat anything. Some people name their cats after random stuff, like food or clothes. Some people name them people names.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto giving a side glance. (unsure)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
No, but I like meat buns. And neko is for cat, and tari is for Sawatari Makoto.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto reading. (interesting)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-22 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! [The cat gets snuggles.] How come you're called The King instead of King Whatever-name-a-talking-bird-has?
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto not wanting to eat konnyaku. (tastes like glue)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-23 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Auu... I forgot my name for a while. Is it like that? That's sad. But I can call you the King anyway! It's easy to remember.
Edited 2015-09-23 01:10 (UTC)
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto looking up. (what do you mean)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-09-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Thank you! Most people just call me a very annoying person.