Hail the Conquering Hero

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Mon general, the Vorlons and Shadows were routed from Zawame City, and I have successfully defeated God himself!

The battle took less than expected. It was almost like someone was expecting a massive invasion of alien life!

And that GORGEOUS White Armored Rider showed up! Ah, what bliss! He gave me presents too!

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't get it. Your boyfriend gave you presents for punching an alien god?

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Oui, mon cherie! He was incredibly impressed with how I handled managing the Beat Riders in battle, he offered me some presents to keep close to my heart!

Aaaaah I can't wait! There's so much I can do with this! I need to make a cake to celebrate!

[yes_im_kawaii]

A cake just for getting presents? Your life sounds way fun...

[dangerous_cakeboss]

It is fun, if you put the hard work into it after all.

[yes_im_kawaii]

So how come you punched a god, anyway?

[dangerous_cakeboss]

He was being a very naughty person and attacking the citizens of Zawame. This I could not abide by!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! That makes sense. Too many people do that stuff because they think they're important.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Non, non, he was being a grumpy being. So I smote him with his same fury.

[yes_im_kawaii]

How's that different, though?

[dangerous_cakeboss]

It was my own fury that smote him. Not his own fake God.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't get it.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

When you get older, I will demonstrate the power of an adult. Till then, mon petite, just sit tight and build your contraptions.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Makoto, that's one of the best reasons to get presents.

...Speaking of, I think this means Kurorin owes me about a year's worth of presents.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He always owes you presents. He just says he doesn't.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, but it's only now I realize how many he owes me.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He's gonna complain, I bet.

[boostup4beetbuster]

When doesn't he?

[willtolove]

Wait, you punched God what now? Or how? ...Do I even want to know?

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Ah, there was an invasion in my hometown, Shadows and Vorlons everywhere! So I took it upon myself to organize the empowered Beat Riders into a resistance!

The enemies fought but were no match for our superior tactical unit, which was also augmented with Inves. I have learned from my mistakes.

One of the Vorlons I broke his suit with an attack, and I saw God. But realizing it was not the God I believe in, I proclaimed, "I only believe in one god, and it is the justice of cake"

And then I punched him so hard, he exploded.

[willtolove]

I was right. I really didn't want to know.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

C'est bon, it was a glorious battle, and we minimized harm to the innocents! I say it was a win all around.

[willtolove]

Sounds like some fight.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

I will be honest however; it was as close to open war as possible. Yggdrasill tipped their hands with new soldiers called Kurokages. I daresay, Hase feels threatened by his lockseed being mass produced.

[willtolove]

I know the feeling. I mean, I just got some new powers, and all of a sudden, this new enemy seems to have them too.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

My instincts tell me that the White Armored Rider was holding back, when he gave me this. [And he held up a Dragonfruit Energy lockseed.] He said it was experimental.

[willtolove]

Well, yeah. If it's experimental, you kinda have to hold stuff back, right?

[dangerous_cakeboss]

He told me he was taking a huge risk. But I was honestly too busy agreeing with him to argue.

[willtolove]

I guess that makes sense.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Indeed. I will hold to my end of the bargain however. As long as the Beat Riders intend on learning from me, I will teach them.

I have already hired in three of them as my apprentices. It's time to see if they SHINE~!

[willtolove]

Well, I guess good luck. I've only just gotten a teacher myself.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Oh? That is interesting. Professionals should be sharing their knowledge and I am glad for this then.

[willtolove]

I guess so. That's what Dusk Shine says, anyway.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

I will have to meet this tutor of yours then. Just to see if they are good as they say.

[willtolove]

I think he's still learning himself. But he had words for Yan Lin about not training us properly.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Hmm... so a trainee training another. He has a teacher of his own, correct? Then I do not see the problem at the moment, if it is mentoring.

[willtolove]

Pretty much. It's working out pretty well.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Very good. It sounds promising.

No incursions on your end?

[willtolove]

I'm pretty sure at this point, we wouldn't notice a couple of alien ships flying overhead. It's been kinda busy. And my boyfriend is trying to be a badass and failing miserably.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Hmm... he needs training then I take it? [THERE'S THAT GLINT IN HIS EYE.]

[willtolove]

Probably. I mean, Caleb's doing a great job, don't get me wrong, but there's only so much he knows about magical warfare and everything.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Then it takes one skilled in the art of war, to train those in the art of war. Have him report to Zawame in the morn, I will begin training him thoroughly.

[willtolove]

Okay. I'll try to get a fold open for Matt. I think I figured out how Dusk Shine showed me.

[dangerous_cakeboss]

Magnifique! I will prepare for his arrival.

[willtolove]

Okay!

[Poor Matt. Poor, poor Matt.]