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This stupid thing again... I don't know why I bother.

Dante, you cheap bastard, will you just hurry up and pay me what you owe me, already? It's not like I enjoy harassing you all the time, it gets fucking old.

Oh, and the rest of you? Don't bother. Unless you have some demon issue that you want me to take care of and you'll pay me for, unlike someone, just don't bother. I've got better things to do than humor you idiots.

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From what you just said, I figure if there was one, I would have found it. Right? [ >{ ]

Now that's the kinda faith I'm looking for, Lady.

So, how about it, then?

Yeah, yeah, I...

...

Maybe. If I have time. I might be busy.

Well, don't strain yourself.

...You're a bastard, you know that, right?

That's why you love me.

Wait, sorry. That's why you're not going to shoot me in the face, today.

I can still change my mind, you know.

The pizza and beer stuff would be happening in public. You'd shoot me in front of witnesses?

And they would applaud.

You sure about that?

I'm willing to take my chances. Are you?

I dunno, the thought of watching you get arrested for murder sounds pretty entertaining.

Oh, I get it. Cuffs do it for you, don't they. But, really, Dante, even for you that's taking it a little far.

Yup, I'd be all hot and bothered right up to the part where I had to bail you outta jail.

... Still might be worth it.

If you're lucky, I'll get conjugal visits.

Not with you, of course. You'd be dead; all hot and bothered and just rolling in your grave.

You got someone else willing to keep you company?

Don't sound so surprised. [LYING OUT HER ASS.]

Good looking girl like you? Who says I'm surprised? *believes her NOT AT ALL*

If you aren't surprised, then why'd you even have to ask? [OH COME ON BUT SHE'S TOTALLY PULLING IT OFF~ NOTREALLY]

What's this guy like, then? C'mon, you don't gotta be shy. *OF COURSE YOU ARE, OF COURSE*

Hah. What makes you think it's just "this [one] guy"? [it's true what they say about lies getting biiiigger and biiiigger and biiiiigger]

Well, well, Lady, I am impressed. How do you do it? *And they get less and less believable, even!*

Man's greatest love; women and guns. It's even better when you can get them together. [nonsense, everyone knows Lady has a posse of fanboys following her around. Okay, maybe not in canon, but in fandom!]

Lady, I'm starting to feel left out. I never knew there were girls that'd let you bring guns to the party. *she can squeeze them all in during those ten minutes a day she's not working, I bet!*

Don't feel too bad. I actually aim to hurt you, sometimes, and that sets you apart. [Oh, yes, how DOES she manage it?]